Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash, happy campers,
You have waited long and you have waited hard, but your time of suffering is over now: The Guangzhou Hash is finally going AWAY again!!!
Yes, you heard right. On the occasion of the 1111th run, we will bring you to the sandy beaches and unexplored palm tree forests of Hailing Dao.
But that’s not all you get. The ridiculously low price of 380 RMB also includes:
Two rides on the superfun hash bus
One breakfast
Two (!) lunches
One dinner (delicious)
Two hash runs on virgin trails with breathtaking views and swim stops
Not just one, but two circles with lots of real beers and girlie drinks such as sodas and pineapple beer
A night on the beach in a luxurious tent for you and your partner
Exciting wildlife (see attachment)
Loose chicks (see attachment)
Free Sex (see attachment)
If you are a sissy, you can also stay in a nearby hotel. We will deduct 30 RMB of your run fee but you have to pay for your hotel.
Sounds good? Yes, of course it does. So don’t hesitate and pay up your run fee to the hash cash on Saturday. You betterhurry, since places are limited and filling up fast.
This is the program for the most prestigious run of the year:
Saturday, July 23rd, bus leaves the Gold Mango Bar at 9.30 am!!!
Hash # 1111 after our arrival in the afternoon
Hash # 1112, also known as the Hangover Hash, takes place the following morning
Sunday, July 24th, bus returns to the Gold Mango Bar at 7 pm.
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