#1136 – The Nightmare Xmas Hash

Santa Claus is Cumming to Town

You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You're gonna go dry,
I'm telling you why,
Santa's whore is cumming to town.

She's making a fist,
She's stroking it twice,
She's grabbing your balls,
And checking for lice,
Santa's whore is cumming to town.

Santa (floppy) and his whore (Qin) have set a bitch of a trail for us on Saturday. You don’t want to miss this. See you at the Mango Saturday 1:30 PM

For the Dinner:

Potluck at Floppy’s place. Please bring your favorite home made dish to share with your hash friends. Or, if you cannot distinguish kitchen from toilet in your own home, buy something like fruit or cake outside.

For the Christmas:

Our Super Secret Santa is cumming to town! Please take a 10-15 rmb gift nicely wrapped for your Super Secret Santa! You might get one back from Santa if you (and your fellow hashers) have been good!

For those who have never been to Floppy's place:

Check out the attachment for directions.

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