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Dear Guangzhou Hashers,
We receive the same questions over and over every week regarding the Hash run so we have decided to make a handy FAQ list to answer all your questions in once because, as you know, we care…..
FAQ:
Why should I join this week?
-Great run
-We want your 50rmb
-Great circle
-We want your 50rmb
-Great dinner
-We want your 50rmb
If I don’t like to sit on a bus with drunken passengers should I join?
-No, you better go to your local travel agent and get on another bus to wherever.
I don’t like to drink beer is that ok?
-Yes but pls realize you have a serious drinking problem, you might consider joining your local chess club instead.
Is everybody welcome to join?
-Yes but you should definitely join if you’re young and beautiful.
Do I need to be fit to join?
-Jelly Boobs apparently manages to finish the runs every time so….
When they sing “Tits out for the boys” should I show them in public?
-It’s not mandatory but you would instantly make it a most memorable hash if you did.
Can I wear my red dress?
-Yes, Shoeless wears his every week so….
Is Constipation going to be there?
-Yes, sorry, we apologize.
Is this week’s run the Best Ever again?
-Yes it is SO CUUUUUM!!!
Further details:
When/Where: meet at Mango Bar at 1:30PM this Saturday
Hares: Hunkaspunk & Constipation
The run: probably a long and a short run, probably in a great area, probably with a swimming pool at Point B so probably best to bring your swimming gear
ONON!
Constipation