Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans. For example, my plan was to celebrate the 30th Anniversary of the Guangzhou Hash at the beach in Dongchong a couple of weeks ago and then to continue with the 'mismanagement as usual'* of our distinguished group. Instead, life happened and now I am sitting on my couch with a broken foot, thanking the gods for having created the Internet, or bitching about existence in general and trying to get cold beer from the fridge in particular. I admit, I spend much more time on the bitching than on the being-grateful part. That's why recently I came to reflect on all the miseries currently clouding my life. One of them is of course that my dear friend Circle Jerk has left Guangzhou. Besides being an outstanding hasher he also was the AssGM of the GZH3.
With him in Sweden and me on the couch the Guangzhou Hash is at the moment without any form of Grand Mastery and, needless to say, the shit already hit the fan, and it's probably still dripping. Last Saturday, with no GM or AssGM misleading the group not even a single screw-up was reported. This was unprecedented and is a major embarrassment for the GZH3 and, hence, we shall appoint a new AssGM this Saturday to get our weekly hash back down to mediocrity.
Where: Gold Mango Bar
When: Saturday, November 8, 2014 @ 1PM
Hares: Fill Her Up, Thumbleprints
What: New Assistant Grand Master or Assistant Grand Mattress
*i.e. by delegation
PS: Nerd Alert: We need a Web Wanker. Who wants to be in charge of our home page?
PPS: Don't ask what your hash can do for you. Ask what you can do for the hash. And the answer is: Become a hare.