#1350 – The Halfway Hash

Ladies and "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,

The Guangzhou Hash is celebrating some important "halves" this weekend...

Half off the haring team is VIRGIN...

Half of the trail is VIRGIN...

Half of the tickets for the Christmas Party & Annual Awards are sold. Pay Thumbleprints the money now or lose your spot! la....

We will hopefully be at a halfway decent restaurant this week. Ice last week's hares!

Tap Dat Ass will put half of the buckets on the bus by himself again. Thank you, TDA...

Half of a harriette's body will be serenaded with 'Alouette' on the bus ride back to Mango Bar.

Half of the Americans on the Hash will be seeking refuge at a Syrian's place late Saturday.

Hello Sailor will regale us with tales of losing his virginity to Bon Jovi's "Livin' on a Prayer."  ("Andy is it in yet?" "Whoooooa I'm halfway there....")

One lucky hasher will have a nice loooong sit on the ice and have his manhood reduced to half its usual size.

...and...

The Guangzhou Hash is HALFWAY between 1300 and 1400 runs. No special 100 hash this year, but if you stay for the circle you will will receive (free of charge) a special piece of haberdash created specially for the occasion. Seriously, reeeal nice, special edition GZH3 merch.

Bring yourself, bring a virgin, and most importantly bring half of a Red Mao 100rmb note so that we can buy more beer.

 

What: Guangzhou Hash Run #1350

Hares: Cum Cannon & Chaofan

Where: Gold Mango Bar - Taojin Metro Exit B

When: Saturday, November 21, 2015 - 1:00 PM

 

On on!

Three Inches of Pain (which I'm only receiving half credit for)

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