Ladies and "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,
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2016 marks the 70th anniversary of Boeing's first tests on the US Military bomber that would be known as the B-52. The famous "Stratofortress" would become a major icon of the Cold War, as well as serving in every major US Air Force campaign since Korea (you may be familiar with a few of these...). Even the classic dark comedy Dr. Strangelove features Slim Pickens and James Earl Jones flying a B-52 while William Holden and Peter Sellers try in vain to save the world on the ground. Despite its popular history as a relic of the Cold War, the B-52 is still in service and the USAF plans to maintain its use until 2040.
Much like the B-52, we have a Hasher turning 52 this weekend who is quite a relic, himself. Despite his age, bad back, and collection of pills he needs to take to get (it) up for a Hash run, Constipation is still in service and the GZH3 plans to keep using him until at least 2040.
Join us for a special B-52 Hash featuring the old bastard, himself, and celebrate as only the GZH3 knows how. Hunkaspunk has even offered to buy everyone a celebratory B-52 shot at the Mango Bar afterward. Not a bad deal for your 50rmb...
What: GZH3 Run #1365: The B-52 Hash
Hares: Constipation & Flour Bitch TBD
When: Saturday, February 27, 1:00 PM SHARP!
Where: Mango Bar - Taojin Metro Exit B
-Three Inches of Pain