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#1373 – The Spicing Things Up Hash

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Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,

Just like any relationship, the Hash can tend to get a little repetitive and monotonous after you’ve been going steady for a while. Yours truly and the mismanagement have been trying to find a way to spice up the hash and keep things interesting before we all suffer a mid-life crisis, buy a convertible, and move on to a younger, sexier hash. Fortunately, the Guangzhou Hash is still the best around and the smartest thing to do with your time and 50 kuai on Saturdays, but we thought we’d try to rekindle old passions by introducing something new…

Shoeless Ho suggested some “hashadelic techno” for the bus, but this was quickly shot down by those of us with good taste in music. Thumbelprints thought we should give away 100rmb notes via random drawings, but luckily there were some who spoke out against her wasteful spending habits. Minuteman and Bollyboobs even collaborated on a new line of S&M haberdash, including whips, knee-length black leather hiking boots, and ball gags for hashers who can’t shut up*.

Luckily, however, our Beermeister saved the day once more and has managed to procure some new beer for us**. Hash 1373 will feature Viking and Warsteiner beers in addition to the usual collection of Chinese garbage that we have each week, and Cum Cannon has also managed to spice things up even more by providing us a virgin hare to be mercilessly defloured on the trail and in the circle.

On On Saturday as we make things interesting again with good beer, a virgin, and the best hash this week!

* – Foot-in-Mouth

** – Cheers to Menage a Moi and Pound-a-Cherry for the assists.

 

What: GZH3 Run #1373: The Spicing Things Up Hash
Hares: 
Cum Cannon, Red Rocket, & VIRGIN HARE Rolling in the D

When: Saturday, April 16th, 1:00 PM SHARP!

Where: Mango Bar – Taojin Metro Exit B

 

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