Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
When the hares announced their plans for this week's Full Moon Hash, they kept raving about the beautiful green fields through which their trail would run and the lovely smell the hashers would experience while doing so. Speaking at the Guangzhou Full Moon Hash Press Conference (Sponsored by Mango Bar) on Sunday night after an evening of scouting, Hare Turtlehead mumbled, "So yeah, man...like...it's gonna such...like...a great hash, man. Like, green fields, for serious."
Added Hare Fill-Her-Up in a gentle sigh: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh*."
Confusion reigned as the myriad of reporters at the press conference tried to decipher what the obviously-inebriated hares were trying to say about their trail. After some translation, however, it has become apparent to this GM that the stutter in the hare's step must be due to the impending international holiday that is 4/20. Yes, dear hashers, it's that time of year when smokers of the world light up, enjoy some hippie lettuce together, and just chill**.
It seems as though the Guangzhou Hash is no different, and that these magical fields of green the hares have promised might just get you in the spirit of 4/20 as well. In the words of the immortal Bob Marley: "Lively Up Yourself, Stir It Up, Don't Worry 'Bout a Thing, and On On for the best Full Moon Hash of the 4/20 season!"
*We're not sure if Fill-Her-Up was high or just sighing with relief that he's single again for the next month.
**Unless you're African-American, and then you go to jail for 20 years for having a blunt in your ear.
***Bring a TORCH!!!
What: GZFMH3 Run #119: The Green Fields Hash
Hare: Fill-Her-Up & Turtlehead
When: Thursday, April 21, 7:30PM
Where: Xingang Dong Exit A (Line 8)
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