Ladies and "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,
China wraps up its 67th anniversary of harmony, which means that many of you will be making up for lost time by working on Saturday. As you know, there is no such thing as a true holiday in China, only a mere illusion of one and then a swift kick in the ass to "Be Happy in Your Work."
Well, fear not dear hashers, for while your dreary Saturday-working souls will be in the office or teaching a 17 year old how to use finger nail clippers, the Guangzhou Hash has committed to having plenty of fun for you. While you wait hours for the most simple of tasks to be completed, the GZH3 will be frolicking through slope and stream in search of beer and chicken.
For those who are able to cum, we'll be finishing at one of our favorite restaurants for what will likely be the final GZH3 pool party of the year. So, for those going to work on Saturday, bring some aspirin. For those going to the Hash, bring your bikinis and banana hammocks!
On On tomorrow for what will surely be the greatest Saturday/Monday/working day Hash of all time!
What: GZH3 Run #1401: Paying the Piper
When: Saturday, October 8th- 1:00PM Sharp!
Where: Mango Bar - Taojin Metro Exit B
Hares: Hunkaspunk, Just Leigh, & Just Fufu (did I just write that?)
-Three Inches of Pain