Ladies and "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,
With tensions in the South China Sea at an all-time high, the Reconnaissance Department of the Guangzhou Hash Mismanagement has been on high alert and, in a late press conference at the Mango Bar on Wednesday night, GZH3 spokesman Fill-Her-Up! issued this urgent statement:
"Hashers of Guangzhou, we have a large contingent of Malaysians crashing the GZH3 on Saturday and....as you know...Malaysians aren't to be trusted! They're annoying, they're demanding, they're....they're...."
At this point, Fill-Her-Up! had to take an urgent phone call about what color of draperies to buy, but his point is that we need a HUGE turnout to show the Malaysian City Hash a good time as they crash the GZH3. Two virgin hares will get their first crack at fucking things up, and despite they're inexperience, the Harerazor's message from the front lines is that it's going to be a great one...
ON ON Saturday to welcum the Malaysians on a good, hard GZH3 trail with virgin on virgin action!
What: GZH3 Run #1405: The Malaysian Invasion
When: Saturday, November 5th- 1:00PM Sharp!
Where: Mango Bar - Taojin Metro Exit B
Hares: VIRGIN HARES Dingleberry & Minuteman
-Three Inches of Pain