#1414 – The Double Fourteen Hash

Ladies and "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,

As the Guangzhou Hash reaches its monumental and long-awaited Double-14 run, the hares have decided to deliver a hash full of tributes to this special number. While 14 might not seem very significant to you, consider the following...

* Saturday's trail will be 14km long (walker's option)

* 14-year-old scotch will be provided by the hares at no cost to the Hash Cash or hashers.

* A total of 14 false trails await you during this ball-buster of a trail.

* 14 is the age at which Itchy Britches lost her virginity after that cool sophomore guy Chad told her "yeah, I totally think that like that new Incubus song is like...sweet."

* Bus leaves at 14:14 SHARP from The Mango Bar.

* Saturday's pollution levels can be found by averaging the numbers 14 and 1414.

* I just realized that I could have written this in a 14-line sonnet....and The Bard wept.

Bring your ball-buster shoes, bring your scotch, bring your mask...and bring 14rmb for the after-party at Cave Bar, which will get you a drink and a lap dance by a 14-year-old dancer. On On!

 

What: GZH3 Run #1414: The Double-14 Hash

When: Saturday, January 9th - Meet at 1PM SHARP

Where: The Mango Bar - Taojin Exit B (Line 5)

Hares: Scratch-n-Sniff, Itchy Britches, & Pornstache

 

On On!

-Three Inches of Pain

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