#1426 The Triple XXX-Ray Fuckoff Hash

Ladies & "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,

The GZH3 is set to lose one of its fastest runners and one of its strongest wrists* as Triple XXX-Ray is leaving the happy hashing grounds of Guangzhou for the Beijing Hash. Known as a short-distance specialist, XXX still holds the record for the fastest 400m time in his school's history at 57.4 seconds, which is coincidentally his record for longest time in another endeavor, as well**.

Triple XXX-Ray's blazing speed and numerous walker's trail championships will be missed on the Guangzhou Hash, but not before he sets us one final trail for us to remember him by. It promises to be just like the XXX-Ray, himself; tough, a little awkward, and always hard.

On On Saturday as we bid FOYW to the man, the myth, and the racist legend: Triple XXX-Ray!

*Editor's correction: one of the GZH3's strongest runners and fastest wrists.

**Just like the 4-minute mile, XXX's magical time to beat someday is 1 minute.

What: GZH3 Run #1426: The Triple XXX-Ray Fuckoff Hash

When: Saturday, March 25th. Meet at 1:00PM SHARP!

Where: The Mango Bar - Taojin Exit B (Line 5)

Hares: Constipation & Triple XXX-Ray

And don't forget tomorrow's Social Run!

What: Social Run & Teppanyaki Dinner

When: Friday, March 24th. 7:00PM

Where: The Mango Bar - Taojin Exit B (Line 5)

Hares: A-to-A run...run your own trail!

On On!

-Three Inches of Pain

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