Ladies & “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,
Most honeymoons consist of sipping cold margacoladatinis on a tropical beach while the man looks longingly at the single people having soooo much fun in the ocean. Meanwhile, she is looking at the beer perched on her new husband’s belly and isn’t so sure that going for the “all-inclusive” package at the resort was such a good idea…
…not Hunkaspunk…
Hunka’s honeymoon will feature cold beer in a tropical forest while looking at the single people having soooo much fun in the pool. Meanwhile, Lazezi will be looking at the beer perched on her new husband’s belly and wondering whether ordering two chickens per table was such a good idea…
Best part is – they’re only spending 50kuai instead of $5,000, so they’ll have money leftover for beers at Mango Bar for the rest of their loong and haaard lives. And just for good measure, and because Lazezi likes things spicy, Just Norman is going to join the newlyweds in cumming and flouring all over the trail.
We’re celebrating the nuptials with a pool party at the B point, so bring your swimmies, 50 kuai, and a virgin for the best hash ever!
What: GZH3 Run #1433 – The Honeymoon Hash (Pool B Point)
When: Saturday, May 11th. Meet at 1:00PM SHARP (Hiking Club meets at 2:00PM)
Where: The Mango Bar – Taojin Exit B at 1:00PM (Line 5)
Hares: Hunkaspunk & Just Norman
On On!
-Three Inches of Pain
PS. Caption contest on attached Hunka/LZJ honeymoon picture…winner gets their next Mango Bar FREE*!!!
*restrictions apply…