Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,
S&S and Cum Cannon have an assignment for you this weekend:
GZH3 Project Assignment
Project Overview: Hashers will show up to Mango Bar on May 27th, 2017 at 1:00 PM. Hashers should be prepared to run long and hard, stop for some beer, run long and hard, then continue to drink beer after they have completed the first task. Hashers will then need to prepare witty accusations followed by a dinner in the countryside.
Objective(s): Hashers will be expected to continue working on the drinking and running skills that have been developed this academic year (but mostly their drinking skills).
Time: Saturday, May 27th, 2017 at 1:00 PM SHARP!
Classroom: Mango Bar – Taojin MTR – Exit B
Materials: Shoes, hash bag, a change of clothes, and beer
Assessment: “Socratic Circle”
Guided questions: Hashers should answer the following questions to receive full credit on the guided questions portion of this project:
- Why is Cum Cannon still haring for the GZH3?
- Compare/Contrast Scratch ‘n Sniff’s beard with his chest.
- Has it been hot enough to make Three Inches of Pain into Three and a Half Inches of Pain? Cite your evidence.
- Has Tap Dat Ass made a proper down down? Why or why not?
- Is the GZH3 better off with Thumbleprints back in Malaysia? Why or why not?
- How’s Papa San’s English? What are your reasons for choosing this answer?
- Make a prediction: Will Hunkaspunk pass out at Mango Bar this evening? Why or why not?
- Has Bollyboob’s Wechat shitposting translated well to being funny in the circle? Please explain.
What: GZH3 Run #1,435 – The Semester Two Final Project Hash
When: Saturday, May 27th, 2017. Meet at 1:00 PM SHARP!
Where: The Mango Bar – Taojin MTR – Exit B
Teachers…err Hares: Cum Cannon and Scratch & Sniff
But wait, wait there’s more…
Silver Bullet – with the help of Womb Raider – has taken a break working for the Trump Administration to bring us another GZ Metro Hash! This will be your last chance to see Silver Bullet in action before she goes back home to the great state of Pennsylvania (helped secure Trump’s victory…coincidence…I THINK NOT!). She’s got big…no, BIG plans to further her education for the benefit of the Trump Administration. She – like President Trump – is going to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. So, please cum out to the GZH3 Metro Hash and tell her how SAD you are about her impending departure from the Middle Kingdom.
What: GZH3 Metro Hash #6 – Silver Bullet is Leaving??! #SAD
When: Tuesday, May 30th, 2017. Meet at 1:00 PM SHARP!
Where: Gaotangshi MTR – Exit A
Hares: Silver Bullet and Womb Raider
Scratch ‘N Sniff