Ladies & “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,
No Means No received his hash name by regularly turning down requests from fellow hashers. “No, I don’t think I need another beer;” “No, I don’t think that it’s my responsibility to scream at that innocent man over there;” and “No, you’ve had too much to drink and I don’t think it’s appropriate to be touching each other” can frequently be heard during or after the Hash.
This week’s run, however, will mark a departure from his refusing ways as No Means No says YES to the Guangzhou Hash!
YES, there will be BALLBUSTER trail this Saturday.
YES, there will be a regular runner’s trail.
YES, there will be a walker’s option. 3 trails!
YES’ 1972 album ‘Fragile’ was pure genius.
YES, Saturday’s trail will be long and hard
YES, there will be swimming at the B Point.
YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, that porn video was so great!
YES, there will be finger-lickin-good roasted chicken at Saturday’s restaurant.
What will you ask No Means No to do on Saturday? Just remember – he can’t refuse because, after all, it’s the No Means Yes Hash. On On Saturday for trailin’, swimmin’, and finger-lickin’-chikin’ at the GZH3!
What: GZH3 Run #1436 – The No Means Yes Hash
When: Saturday, June 3rd. Meet at 1:00PM SHARP (Hiking Club meets at 2:00PM)
Where: The Mango Bar – Taojin Exit B at 1:00PM (Line 5)
Hares: No Means No & Three Inches of Pain
Looking ahead – the GZH3 travels to Dongguan for the 3rd Pearl River Delta Hash with the Dongguan H3 and Shekou H3. The DGH3 is setting a fantastic trail, finishing at their Hash bar for a circle, and finishing with a BBQ free flow! Space is limited to one bus, so contact Three Inches or Womb Raider to register, or pay at the Mango Bar on Saturday. Going to be another great PRD Hash!
Cost is RMB 200 per hasher and includes a commemorative PRD patch. If you’re still thirsty after two hours, start a tab. If you suck at life, the Dongguan hash has also been overly-generous in providing Vegetarian and Non-Drinking options. Sigh…
70RMB – Bus, trail, patch. (Purchase food and drink on your own)
140RMB – Bus, trail, drinks. (Purchase food on your own)
140RMB – Bus, trail, BBQ dinner. (Purchase drinks on your own)
200RMB – Bus, trail, drinks, BBQ! What’s not to love?!?!
What: GZH3 Run #1438 & PRD Hash #3 – The No Means Yes Hash
When: Saturday, June 17th. Meet at 1:00PM SHARP (Hiking Club meets at 2:00PM)
Where: The Mango Bar – Taojin Exit B at 1:00PM (Line 5)
Hares: Dongguan Hash
On On!
-Three Inches of Pain