#1437 The Magical Mystery Tour

Ladies & “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

After last week’s beautiful weather, stunning trail, and incident-free bus ride back to Mango Bar, the Harerazor could think of no better gift to the GZH3 than to have Three Inches of Pain set another trail this Saturday!

Buckle-in for another allegedly alluring trail, supposed swim spot at the B point, and purportedly problem-free bus ride….not to mention Cum Cannon’s fifty-fourth fake fuck-off hash. After last week’s Hash, you don’t know what you’ll find as we board Mr. Lu’s bus of mystery once again.
 
On On Saturday for more mayhem on what is sure to be an improvement to the GZH3Magican Mystery Tour.
What: GZH3 Run #1437 – The Magical Mystery Tour
When: Saturday, June 10th. Meet at 1:00PM SHARP (Hiking Club meets at 2:00PM)
Where: The Mango Bar – Taojin Exit B at 1:00PM (Line 5)
Hares: Cum Cannon, Three Inches of Pain, & Just Fei Fei
 
NEXT WEEK – the GZH3 travels to Dongguan for the 3rd Pearl River Delta Hash with the Dongguan H3 and Shekou H3. The DGH3 is setting a fantastic trail, finishing at their Hash bar for a circle, and finishing with a BBQ free flow! Space is limited to one bus, so contact Three Inches or Womb Raider to register, or pay at the Mango Bar on Saturday. Going to be another great PRD Hash!
Cost is RMB 200 per hasher and includes a commemorative PRD patch. If you’re still thirsty after two hours, start a tab. If you suck at life, the Dongguan hash has also been overly-generous in providing Vegetarian and Non-Drinking options. Sigh…
 
70RMB – Bus, trail, patch. (Purchase food and drink on your own)
140RMB – Bus, trail, drinks. (Purchase food on your own)
140RMB – Bus, trail, BBQ dinner. (Purchase drinks on your own)
200RMB – Bus, trail, drinks, BBQ! What’s not to love?!?!
 
We’re down to EIGHT (8) seats on the bus, so reserve your spot with myself or Womb Raider ASAP!
 
What: GZH3 Run #1438 & PRD Hash #3
When: Saturday, June 17th. Meet at 1:00PM SHARP (Hiking Club meets at 2:00PM)
Where: The Mango Bar – Taojin Exit B at 1:00PM (Line 5)
Hares: Dongguan Hash
 
On On!
-Three Inches of Pain

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