Ladies & "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,
Modern society - for better or worse - is all about instant gratification. We can have Meituan delivered to our door in minutes, Skype with our grandmothers for hours, and access high-definition RedTube for 37 seconds at a time. If you're as talented as Turtlehead, you can even accomplish all three at the same time.
Sticking to its ethos and mission of developing a better world for the human race, the Guangzhou Full Moon Hash additionally looks to make things as instant as possible. In this week's full moon hash, the lightning-fast hare will only be given a 5-minute head start before the pack goes after him. If...and I must emphasize the IF...the hare is caught, the hasher who catches him becums the new hare and gets a few minutes to set a trail in a new direction before being caught.
What: GZ Full Moon Run #143 - The Instant Hash
When: Wednesday, May 16th, 7PM Meet, 7:30 On On!
Where: Wuyangcun Metro Exit A
Trail: A to B
Hares: Three Inches of Pain
On On Wednesday!