Ladies & "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,
Chinese countryside is changing rapidly and frequently. Not only beautiful mountain and forest trails transform into highway tunnels and concrete jungle also new species can be detected all over.
The most dangerous flora and fauna belongs to the species of Hares Incrediblia. One of Floras most famous types is the beautiful but grapejuice poisoned Forget Me Twat, for Fauna more the permanent stinging Insecta Pornstacheous or the backwards crawling Cochlea Lost Saugageous.
All these amazing creatures have extreme rare distinguishings in CUMmon: spraying white secretions in hidden and hard reachable places as well as creating BYOB beer stops and refreshing swim spots to gather others of their species.
Join this Saturday to see these amazing species in their natural habitat, but better take a virgin by the hand to protect them from animality of hares incredibilia.
What: GZH3 Run #1489: The Never Walk Alone Hash
When: May 26th 1:00PM SHARP!!!
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Bring: Towel and Swimming Gears, Change Clothes and Shoes, Suncream and Mosquito Spray, Phone and Cash for BYOB beer stop
Hares: Lost Sausage & Pornstache feat. Forget Me Twat