GZH3 Run #1499 : The Arse over Tits Hash

Ladies and ‘gentlemen’ of the Guangzhou Hash:

Are you tired of Womb Raider dragging you through bush as thick as the hair on Silver Bullets legs, as dense as Hiking Clubs feminist ‘ideals’, as shaggy as the armpits on the last Chinese girl you picked up in Mango Bar on a Saturday night?
Are you sick of having to crawl through shrubbery on your hands and knees, and of trails leaving you scratched and bitten?
Well, so is Forget me Twat – so this week she has taken Womb Raider in hand and shown her how to set a trail as smooth, clean and ‘virgin’ as [enter favourite hashers name here] well shaven buttcrack! Not convinced – then cum this Saturday to find out for yourselves what this pneumatic hareing duo discovered while skipping gaily hand in hand through the wilds of outer GZ.
On On
Womb Raider & Forget me Twat

What: Run #1499 The Arse over Tits Hash
Hares: Womb Raider & Forget me Twat
When: 13:00 on Saturday August 4th
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 - 6 yo free, 7 - 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Swimsuit, mosquito repellent, sun screen, change of clothes & dignity.

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