The current Mismanagement team
These are the fuck-ups who make you cum week after week
Three Inches of Pain - Grand Master
"The First Inch is always the hardest"
Shoeless Ho - Religious Advisor
"Simon says 'Bend Over!'"
Thumbelprints - Hash Cash
"Pay the money now laaaa"
Hunkaspunk - AssGM
"Daily showers are overrated"
Womb Raider - Ass Cash
"Guys, don't let me drink anything before I go into the hot tub"
Scratch 'n' Sniff - The Harerazor
"He with the most hair is the harerazor"
Lost Sausage - Beermyster
"Keep your arms, legs, beer, schnitzel in the vehicle at all times."
Pornstache - Webwanker
No Means No - Quartermaster
Bolly Boobs - Haberdash
"China became too expensive, so we outsourced to Bangalore."
Dingleberry - Haberdash
Graduated from 'customer' to 'hasher' to 'mismanager'.
Dry Hump - Cultural Advisorette
"You guys have fun. I found a Mahjong den."
Turtlehead - Cultural Advisor
"Guys, there is a slight problem with the bus driver..."
Papasan - Hash Artist
"Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun duuuuun..."
Itchy Britches - Hash Artista
"Those who cannot do... teach. Those who cannot teach... teach art in GZ"
- Resident Social Justice Warrior
"Banned for life after her first hash..."