The current Mismanagement team

These are the fuck-ups who make you cum week after week

Three Inches of Pain - Grand Master

"The First Inch is always the hardest"

Shoeless Ho - Religious Advisor

"Simon says 'Bend Over!'"

Thumbelprints - Hash Cash

"Pay the money now laaaa"

Hunkaspunk - AssGM

"Daily showers are overrated"

Womb Raider - Ass Cash

 

"Guys, don't let me drink anything before I go into the hot tub"

Scratch 'n' Sniff - The Harerazor

 

"He with the most hair is the harerazor"

Lost Sausage - Beermyster

"Keep your arms, legs, beer, schnitzel in the vehicle at all times."

Silver Bullet - Webwanker

 

"Ok, that's lovely, but let's close the circle now"

Tap Dat Ass - Quartermaster

 

"Chinese girls, grab the buckets!"

Bolly Boobs - Haberdash

 

"China became too expensive, so we outsourced to Bangalore."

Dingleberry - Haberdash

 

Graduated from 'customer' to 'hasher' to 'mismanager'.

Dry Hump - Cultural Advisorette

 

"You guys have fun. I found a Mahjong den."

Turtlehead - Cultural Advisor

 

"Guys, there is a slight problem with the bus driver..."

Papasan - Hash Artist

 

"Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun duuuuun..."

Itchy Britches - Hash Artista

 

"Those who cannot do... teach. Those who cannot teach... teach art in GZ"

 - Resident Social Justice Warrior

 

"Banned for life after her first hash..."