The current Mismanagement team

These are the fuck-ups who make you cum week after week

Three Inches of Pain - Grand Master

"The First Inch is always the hardest"

Count von Cunt - Religious Advisor  


Hunkaspunk - AssGM

"Daily showers are overrated"

Lost Sausage - Harerazor

"Keep your arms, legs, beer, schnitzel in the vehicle at all times."

Womb Raider - Ass Cash


"Guys, don't let me drink anything before I go into the hot tub"

Hiking Club - Beer/Riomeister


"I use dry shampoo, so I don't need to shower, its just as good"!

Pornstache - Webwanker

"Its time to euthanize this circle" 

Dingleberry - Haberdash


Graduated from 'customer' to 'hasher' to 'mismanager'.

No Means No - Quartermaster


Bolly Boobs - Haberdash


"China became too expensive, so we outsourced to Bangalore."

Turtlehead - Cultural Advisor


"Guys, there is a slight problem with the bus driver..."

Papasan - Hash Artist


"Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun duuuuun..."

Pussyriot - Haberdash


Forget me Twat - Haberdash/Cultural Advisor


Dry Hump - Cultural Advisorette


"You guys have fun. I found a Mahjong den."

 - Resident Social Justice Warrior


"Banned for life after her first hash..."