GZFMH3 Run # 146: Bollyboobs FO & the Forgotten Guangzhou Hash

Ever wondered about the limits of human endurance? It seems Bollyboobs found hers; teaching best practices for business to Chinese students and decided to take the plunge in the pool of uncertainty. Let's make her official Fuck Off a splash she will find hard and long to forget!

Want to know your limits? Papasan has been haring full moon hashes for years with, at times, unfollowable logic, checks and trails. For this event he has promised to find not one but two of the best beerstops in Guangzhou Full Moon Hash history and a bash to question your will to get up Wednesday morning. Judge for yourself this Tuesday.

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Hunkaspunk
Somehow Supreme Leader of the Guangzhou Hash.

What: Run #146: Bolyboobs FO & the Forgotten Guangzhou Hash
Hares: Papasan & Bollyboobs
When: Tuesday, July 24, 7:15PM OnOn
Where: Line 1, Xi Men Kou Station, Exit B
Cost: Free, but cost of dinner shared among hashers present.
Bring: As little as possible as you will carry it to B, but flashlight and change of clothes could be useful.

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“GZH3 Run # 1497: The Supposed To Be Hard Hash

Ladies and 'Gentlemen' of the GZ Hash, 

When Handy Man and Holy Moly heard it was an easy and girlie trail last Saturday, Holy Moly grumbled angrily, "It's supposed to be hard…" echoing same words his sexually frustrated new girlfriend muttered on that first night they spent together. While he failed to present something Long & Hard to his girlfriend, Holy Moly decided to present GZH3 with a Long & Hard trail as a sort of compensation. Although "Long & Hard" is not entirely promised, we promise you'll be wet and wanting at the end of the trail (wanting of what, we aren’t certain).
Cum and celebrate Holy Moly's deflowering this Saturday and enjoy his splashes of a sticky white substance all over the trails.

-- Handy Man

What: GZH3 Run #1497: The Supposed To Be Hard Hash
When: 13:00 on Saturday July 21st
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 130 RMB Cash or WeChat
Hares: Holy Moly & Handy Man
Bring: Change of clothes and shoes, swimming suit, Mosquito spray

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GZH3 Run # 1496: The Girlie Hash

Ladies and 'Gentlemen' of the GZ Hash, 

Nature is taking over.
Just like Hunkaspunk and Hiking Club have done a forceful takeover of mismanagement, vegetation in guangzhou is overpowering trails and villages and infringing on our Well known trails. Be ready to bushwhack your way through thorns and spiderwebs and waist high fronds of some random prickly bush... Just kidding! Hiking Club is a pansy, She Wouldn't pull a three inches on you guys. Cum this saturday and celebrate the entering of a new era of actual trails.
Nora the Explorer

Extra extra, read all about it!
This weekend’s trail looks to be the best ever, with nothing less than a spectacular showing from hares, Nora the Explorer and Hiking Club. We here at the Hash Weekly Journal have heard that this is set to be Nora the Explorer’s first trail as lead hare. Will she succeed find us the most epic trail ever, complete with swim spot and beer stop or will she allow Hiking Club to commandeer the trail and take us yet again through the wilds of Longdong? Come Saturday and find out.
Hiking Club

More bad news:
With the quality of our emails rising quickly, the pools getting cleaner and the food on the Hash better, the mismanagement had to decide to raise our prices a bit from the 1985 levels. Please prepare a (still insanely low) 130 rmb Hongbao for the Hashcash from now on to cover bus, trail, beers and dinner.

What: GZH3 Run #14965; The Girlie Hash
When: 13:00 on Saturday July 14
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 130 RMB Cash or WeChat
Hares: Nora the Explorer & Hiking Club
Bring: Change of clothes and shoes, bathing suit optional

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GZH3 Run # 1495: The Sic Semper Tyrannis GM Changeover Hash & Tap Dat Ass Fuckoff Hash

Ladies and Gentlemen of the GZ Hash,

This Saturday, put your proverbial foot in the GM's proverbial ass as we christen a new mastermind of the GZH3, and bid adieu-and-fuck you to TDA! Who will be the new GM, you ask? Will Tap-Dat-Ass actually drink a beer? The only way to find out is to cum Saturday...at 12:00!

*especially the GM, himself...
**All-American bbq: made in Sweden.
***Speaking of the GM...

What: GZH3 Run #1495: The Sic Semper Tyrannis GM Changeover Hash & Tap Dat Ass Fuckoff Hash @ 12:00
When: 12:00 on Saturday July 7.
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B @ 12:00 (Line 5)
Hares: Three Inches of Pain & Womb Raider
Bring: Change of clothes and shoes, shaggy socks recommended.

On On!
-Three Inches of Pain

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GZFMH3 Run # 145: The 1500th Celebration or The Drinking in the Moonlight Hash

Ladies and 'Gentlemen' of the GZ Hash and the rest of the world,

As you know, GZH3 are celebrating this weekend their 1500th run with a full scheduled fest of runs, circles, bashes and beer. There is no exception for the Full moon Run. Except the moon itself provides the stage light in GZ alleys to drink and dance in the moonlight.

So better stretch your bellies and arms with some cold beverages at the base of all drinkers, Mango Bar, before the 1500th madness will kick in.

What: GZFMH3 Run #145: The 1500th Celebration or The Drinking in the Moonlight Hash
When: Jun 29th, 7:30PM OnOn
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Hare: Lost Sausage & Pornstache
Bring: Torch, Drinking Arms and Dancing Shoes

On On!
-The Hares

Disclaimer: China and hashing can be dangerous activities. The organizers of the Guangzhou Hash accept no liability for anything that happens before, during or after the Hash.

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GZH3 Run # 1493: The Good Ol’ Hash

Ladies and 'Gentlemen' of the GZ Hash,

Cum, run, drink, swim, eat, drink, drink, drink!

What: GZH3 Run #1493: The Good Ol' Hash

When: Jun 23nd, 1:00PM SHARP!!!

Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)

Hare: Hunkaspunk & Mystery Hare

Bring for yourself: shirt, optional swimming trunks

Bring for your baby: hat, 5 diapers, 1 swimming diaper, wet wipes, dry wipes, drool, cloth 2 sets of clean clothes, 1 warm meal, 1 fruit snack, spoon, assorted other snacks, 3 doses of milk powder, hot water, 2 pacifiers, milk bottle, water bottle, baby-Bjorn, teddy bear, shoes, pants, flotation device, mosquito spray, ass cream, sunscreen, umbrella, towel, wife, baby, cart.

AND! Last handful of days to register for the 1500th Weekend in YINGDE. Saturday June 30th and Sunday July 1st... epic weekend in store!

On On!

-Hunkaspunk

 

Disclaimer: China and hashing can be dangerous activities. The organizers of the Guangzhou Hash accept no liability for anything that happens before, during or after the Hash.

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GZH3 Run # 1492: The Good, The Bad and The Hungry Hash

Ladies and 'Gentlemen' of the GZ Hash,

 

China is full of convenient Apps to ease the purchase of food, wine or services from Ayis straight to Mango Bar or Home.

But the Youth want to prove themselves more than only who can eat more meat at All You Can Eat Buffets or who gambei a bottle of champagne and fall asleep first.

This Saturday's Hares: Forget Me Twat and Pooper Scooper, show you that they can combine food, drinks and moving with food in hand all the way from A to B. Luckily for hashers they are willing to share their collection and leave food behind in form of white dots on trees and ground.

So better hurry up before the hares find out Beer counts also as liquid food in some countries.

 

What: GZH3 Run #1492: The Good, The Bad and The Hungry Hash

When: Jun 16th, 1:00PM SHARP!!!

Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)

Hare: Forget Me Twat & Pooper Scooper

Bring: MOSQUITO SPRAY, Sweat Towel and Change Clothes

 

On On!

-The Hares

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GZH3 Run # 1491: The Two and A Half Cunts Hash

Ladies and 'Gentlemen' of the GZ Hash,

As Guangzhou prepares for the Hit of the First typhoon of the season, which may prove to be as FAKE as the liquor served at the beer stop.

This week's hares have been out assembling a trail as wet and wild as the weather proposes to be.  In fear of their lives the two harriettes (Womb Raider and Just Orchid) recruited the Count to give them a hand on this Cumful ride.

They can promise Ups and Downs as curvy as the two harriettes themselves, a fitting wet and wild beer stop (complete with inappropriately timed summer drinks and snacks) and a Poolside ending to enjoy the first shower of the year.

What: GZH3 Run #1491: The Two and A Half Cunts Hash

When: Jun 9th, 1:00PM SHARP!!!

Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)

Hare: Womb Raider, Count Von Cunt & Just Orchid

Bring: Sunglasses and Suncream, Towel and Change Clothes

 

On On!

-The Hares

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GZH3 Run # 1490: The Nashional Trail Day Hash

Ladies and 'Gentlemen' of the GZ Hash,

 

The Hare Razor Lost Sausage is on a scout every single minute of these days. Every 10 steps end up in a trail option, every local restaurant in a Bash and every trash bin in a Peestop.

To celebrate his passion of trails from Bar chairs to Niaoniao Buckets, Lost Sausage announces a Hashional Trail Day. With the steady cash flow of the Ass Hashcash Pornstache, they welCUM all to join the traildition of Hard and Long Trails with Harder and Longer Beerstops and even more errectable Circle and bash with Kegel Exercises.

 

What: GZH3 Run #1490: The Hashional Trail Day Hash

When: Jun 2nd, 1:00PM SHARP!!!

Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)

Hare: Lost Sausage & Pornstache

Bring: Sweat Towel and Change Clothes, Suncream and Mosquito Spray

 

On On!

-Lost Sausage

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