GZH3 Run #1491: The Two and A Half Cunts Hash

Ladies and 'Gentlemen' of the GZ Hash,

As Guangzhou prepares for the Hit of the First typhoon of the season, which may prove to be as FAKE as the liquor served at the beer stop.

This week's hares have been out assembling a trail as wet and wild as the weather proposes to be.  In fear of their lives the two harriettes (Womb Raider and Just Orchid) recruited the Count to give them a hand on this Cumful ride.

They can promise Ups and Downs as curvy as the two harriettes themselves, a fitting wet and wild beer stop (complete with inappropriately timed summer drinks and snacks) and a Poolside ending to enjoy the first shower of the year.

What: GZH3 Run #1491: The Two and A Half Cunts Hash

When: Jun 9th, 1:00PM SHARP!!!

Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)

Hare: Womb Raider, Count Von Cunt & Just Orchid

Bring: Sunglasses and Suncream, Towel and Change Clothes

 

On On!

-The Hares

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GZH3 Run #1490: The Nashional Trail Day Hash

Ladies and 'Gentlemen' of the GZ Hash,

 

The Hare Razor Lost Sausage is on a scout every single minute of these days. Every 10 steps end up in a trail option, every local restaurant in a Bash and every trash bin in a Peestop.

To celebrate his passion of trails from Bar chairs to Niaoniao Buckets, Lost Sausage announces a Hashional Trail Day. With the steady cash flow of the Ass Hashcash Pornstache, they welCUM all to join the traildition of Hard and Long Trails with Harder and Longer Beerstops and even more errectable Circle and bash with Kegel Exercises.

 

What: GZH3 Run #1490: The Hashional Trail Day Hash

When: Jun 2nd, 1:00PM SHARP!!!

Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)

Hare: Lost Sausage & Pornstache

Bring: Sweat Towel and Change Clothes, Suncream and Mosquito Spray

 

On On!

-Lost Sausage

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GZFMH3 Full Moon Run #144 – The Practical Exam Hash

Ladies & "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,

Just Orchid has been practicing her "English" skills with the loashis of the GZ hash for quite a while, but was never confident to publicly show what she learned. Inspired by FMTs performance on Saturday, she wants to show the world that she can do better.

Still uncertain on how to do that she sought the counsel of Count von Cunt who introduced her to some tutorial videos in some lesser known parts of the internet (but very well known by veterans such as 3IOP)

Now it's time for her to show what she learned. So join on Wednesday to test Just Orchid's skills on setting the best beer stop (and trail) ever!!!

On On Wednesday!

What: GZ Full Moon Run #144 - The Practical Exam Hash

When: Wednesday, May 30th, 7PM Meet, 7:30PM On On!

Where: Haizhu Square Metro Exit D (line 2 and 6)

Trail: A to B

Hares: Hares: Just Orchid & Count von Cunt
On On!

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GZH3 Run #1489: The Never Walk Alone Hash

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GZH3 Run # 1488 : The French Culture Hash

Ladies & "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,

Oh wow, are you in for a treat, a smelly, gooey treat. Hiking club returns this week, and thanks to the heat, humidity, and her background in anthropology, she’s growing new cultures in rarely traveled lands. In her need to share these cultures and maybe gain some probiotic knowledge, she called up Smegma and Cheese Louise (who had recently not showered for a month). Smegma agreed to a hot and sweltering trail on Saturday, but only at the mention of a swimming reservoir, at which we can enjoy the tasting of non-bodily cheeses and sipping of cool refreshing rios... and beers, I guess.

Come Saturday for the hottest and possibly smelliest hash yet.

What: GZH3 Run #1487: The French Culture Hash

When: May 12th 1:00PM SHARP!!!

Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)

Trail: Hiking Club & Smegma

Bring: Fresh Socks/shoes and Shirts, Towel and swimsuit

Hares: Hiking Club & Smegma

On On!
- Hiking Club & Smegma

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GZFMH3 Full Moon Run #143 – The Instant Hash

Ladies & "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,

Modern society - for better or worse - is all about instant gratification. We can have Meituan delivered to our door in minutes, Skype with our grandmothers for hours, and access high-definition RedTube for 37 seconds at a time. If you're as talented as Turtlehead, you can even accomplish all three at the same time.

Sticking to its ethos and mission of developing a better world for the human race, the Guangzhou Full Moon Hash additionally looks to make things as instant as possible. In this week's full moon hash, the lightning-fast hare will only be given a 5-minute head start before the pack goes after him. If...and I must emphasize the IF...the hare is caught, the hasher who catches him becums the new hare and gets a few minutes to set a trail in a new direction before being caught.

What: GZ Full Moon Run #143 - The Instant Hash

When: Wednesday, May 16th, 7PM Meet, 7:30 On On!

Where: Wuyangcun Metro Exit A

Trail: A to B

Hares: Three Inches of Pain

On On Wednesday!

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GZH3 Run # 1487: The Two Girls, One Mud Hash

 

Ladies and 'Gentlemen' of the GZ Hash,

As you are probably aware from the last 10 days of constant rain, spring cums on GZ with a roar of thunder and a spending of its load (of rain, get your mind out of the gutter). This provides you perfect conditions for sliding slopes, natural showers, and mud fights. Hiking Club gets all wet and wanting this time of year ...
So she grabbed a spring Virgin, Just Gustina, and introduce her to the joys of long showers and the health benefits of rubbing mud on each other...
Better Cum on Saturday for there is nothing better to keep the moisture of your skin than a wet and dirty trail combined with Beer, Rio and Pool.

What: GZH3 Run #1487: The Two Girls, One Mud Hash
When: May 12th 1:00PM SHARP!!!
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Hare: Hiking Club & Just Gustina
Bring: Fresh Socks and Shirts, Swimsuit and Towel

On On!
- The Hares

Disclaimer: China and hashing can be dangerous activities. The organizers of the Guangzhou Hash accept no liability for anything that happens before, during or after the Hash.

 

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