GZH3 Run #1506: The Procrastination Hash

Ladies and "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,

School is just starting and you know what that means! Its time for Hiking Club to start avoiding class by spending days in the mountains with no phone service. Unfortunately, Womb Raider, being the paid researcher that she is, doesn't have time for that shit.

They decided they had no recourse, but to do the University of Phoenix course in scouting-- online, of course. They pulled up their six different scouting apps, cracked a book open (unfortunately, it was one of Hiking Clubs bodice rippers so that was no help) and listened to lectures given by the best culinary professors in Guangzhou. In the way of all brilliant academic manuscripts, this Saturdays trail will be frantically thrown together last minute, in an over-night/early morning bout of hastily written bullshit. Cum Saturday and find out what excellent procrastinators Womb Raider and Hiking club have become.

Onon
- Hiking Club & Womb Raider

What: GZH3 Run #1506: The Procrastination Hash
Hares: Hiking Club & Womb Raider
When: 13:00 on Saturday September 15
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 - 6 yo free, 7 - 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Change of clothes, shoes and bathing suit

GZH3 Run #1505: The Fabulous Rainbow Hash

Ladies and "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,

The Fabulous Rainbow Hash: DEEPly back-pressured by some 11IOPleasure, some of the «happiest» hares in the Guangzhou Hash decided to bring back color, glitter, and glamour to the usually very monochromatic trails! Who knew this would make the most mythical creature of the forest (and of the sea) CUM back to life: You should expect blue lagoons, horny unicorns (ready-to explode horny!), thick and fast growing hard bamboo shoots, scissoring pink flamingos, and transgender mairmades at the various cocktail stops....since same sex on the trail will exceptionally be permitted, speed records are to be broken. While Open-minded Hares, on the other hand, would take it very slow....get ready to celebrate life and it’s diversity! For the most friendly hash ever!

ONON

What: Run#1505: The Fabulous Rainbow Hash
Hares: Creamy Buns, Dingle Berry, Pooper Scooper, Pornstache, Handyman
When: 13:00 on Saturday September 8th
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (line5)
Cost:0~6 yo free, 7~12 yo 65RMB and 13+130RMB cash or Wechat for bus, run,drinks and dinner.
Bring: Change of clothes, shoes and bathing suit.

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GZH3 Run #1504: The Homecumming Hash

Ladies and "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,

Guangzhou hashers far and wide, unite! This weekend will see the long awaited return of some of the Chosen Ones! To commemorate this super special event, the hares promised to set a super soft cock walker trail for the old farts that did not show up for a while and a beast or a running trail for those that still consider themselves fit. After the trail and a ritual cleansing of old sweat, the circle is sure to be full of classic down downs and sounds some still dream about after a heavy hot pot.

So, fit or fat; join this Saturday for a super special hash through the nearly untouched hills of Guangzhou.

Onon

Hunkaspunk

What: Run #1504: The Homecumming Hash
Hares: Lost Sausage and Catch & Release
When: 13:00 on Saturday September 1
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 - 6 yo free, 7 - 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Change of clothes, shoes and bathing suit

Tentative program for the months to cum

September 8
Guangzhou Pride Hash

September 20-22
All China Nash Hash, see details below.

October 13
Red Dress Hash 2018

November 23
Guangzhou Full Moon Hash #150

December 15
Annual formal party

January 12-13, 2019
Hot spring away hash

March 9-10, 2019
35 years of hashing in Guangzhou!

GZH3 Run #1503: The Trouble Couple Hash Take 2

Ladies and "Gentelemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,

After a long and hard sabbatical in the land of Trump's freedom, the Hareraiser returns to the GZ Hash with more lefthand Experience and Cumpany.

Together with Forget Me Twat, they will show you what real partner understanding should looks like. spontaneous, late gathering at wrong A point location, misleading marks and false directed trails are the challenges on the way to the icy cold pool at B. Combined with forgotten mosquito spray, hangover headache and sharp drawn wings they will show you the true face of a Trouble Couple.

OnOn
Lost Sausage & Forget me Twat

What: GZH3 Run #1503: The Trouble Couple Hash TAKE 2
Hares: Lost Sausage & Forget Me Twat
When: 13:00 on Saturday August 25
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 - 6 yo free, 7 - 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Change of clothes, shoes and bathing suit

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GZH3 Run #1502: The Handyman Memorial Hash

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

For all the beautiful trails, classic fuckups, scenic beer stops, pool drinks, antics in the circle, and boisterous bus rides back to the Mango Bar, the Hash really comes down to the friendships made and memories shared with fellow hashers. Not many in the Guangzhou Hash have contributed to providing more of the aforementioned than Handyman, who we remember this Saturday as he moves on-on to the Great Hash in the Sky.

Sadly, Handyman passed away at his home on August 9th by his own choosing. He will be remembered as a terrific hasher, excellent hare and overall great friend. He will be sorely missed.

As every hare knows; your last hash is the one that counts. So in his honor, Handyman’s last trail will be set one last time: with a beer stop farewell before we convene at B point to share memories and laughter in the circle. In memoriam, we ask that hashers wear black on trail for this run.

A collection will also be taken and presented in Handyman’s name to a suicide prevention organization operating here in China. Those not able to attend may contact the GM or Hash Cash to donate. If even one life can be positively affected by our efforts, it will be an exceptional tribute to our friend and fellow hasher.
Join this Saturday as we remember the one, the only, and the true blue - Handyman.

On On.

What: Run #1502: The Handyman Memorial Hash
Hares: Handyman
When: Saturday August 18, at 13:00
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 - 6 yo free, 7 - 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Black running gear, change of clothes, shoes and bathing suit

Need help? Call one of the numbers below:

In Chinese:
Beijing Suicide Research and Prevention Center Hotline (24/7):
0800-810-1117 or 010-82951332
http://www.crisis.org.cn

Guangzhou Crisis Research and Intervention Center (24/7):
020-81899120 or 020-12320-5

In English:
Lifeline Shanghai (daily 10:00-22:00):
021-62798990
https://www.lifeline-shanghai.com/

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GZH3 Run #1501: The Trouble Couple Hash

Ladies and 'Gentlemen' of the GZ Hash,

After a long and hard sabbatical in the land of Trump's freedom, the Hareraiser returns to the GZ Hash with more lefthand Experience and Cumpany.

Together with Forget Me Twat, they will show you what real partner understanding should looks like. spontaneous, late gathering at wrong A point location, misleading marks and false directed trails are the challenges on the way to the icy cold pool at B. Combined with forgotten mosquito spray, hangover headache and sharp drawn wings they will show you the true face of a Trouble Couple.

OnOn
Lost Sausage & Forget me Twat

What: GZH3 Run #1501: The Trouble Couple Hash
Hares: Lost Sausage & Forget Me Twat
When: 13:00 on Saturday August 11
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 - 6 yo free, 7 - 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Change of clothes, shoes and bathing suit

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GZH3 Run #1499 : The Arse over Tits Hash

Ladies and ‘gentlemen’ of the Guangzhou Hash:

Are you tired of Womb Raider dragging you through bush as thick as the hair on Silver Bullets legs, as dense as Hiking Clubs feminist ‘ideals’, as shaggy as the armpits on the last Chinese girl you picked up in Mango Bar on a Saturday night?
Are you sick of having to crawl through shrubbery on your hands and knees, and of trails leaving you scratched and bitten?
Well, so is Forget me Twat – so this week she has taken Womb Raider in hand and shown her how to set a trail as smooth, clean and ‘virgin’ as [enter favourite hashers name here] well shaven buttcrack! Not convinced – then cum this Saturday to find out for yourselves what this pneumatic hareing duo discovered while skipping gaily hand in hand through the wilds of outer GZ.
On On
Womb Raider & Forget me Twat

What: Run #1499 The Arse over Tits Hash
Hares: Womb Raider & Forget me Twat
When: 13:00 on Saturday August 4th
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 - 6 yo free, 7 - 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Swimsuit, mosquito repellent, sun screen, change of clothes & dignity.

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GZH3 Run #1498 : The Impenetrable Jungle Hash

Ladies and ‘gentlemen’ of Guangzhou Hash,

are you tired of cheesy short flat trails? This Saturday the hares in their infinite wisdom and kindness have decide to break from this disturbing trend.
Womb Raider supported by her acolyte Smegma searched long and hard to give you the best of the best of Guangzhou Hash. Cum prepared to swing your way through the GZ jungle, bash your way through undergrowth and reap the rewards of a watery B point.

OnOn
Womb Raider & Smegma

What: Run#1498: The Impenetrable Jungle Hash
Hares: Womb Raider & Smegma
When: 13:00 on Saturday July 28
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 - 6 yo free, 7 - 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Change of clothes and shoes, swimsuit, mosquito repellent, sense of humour, sense of direction.

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GZFMH3 Run # 146: Bollyboobs FO & the Forgotten Guangzhou Hash

Ever wondered about the limits of human endurance? It seems Bollyboobs found hers; teaching best practices for business to Chinese students and decided to take the plunge in the pool of uncertainty. Let's make her official Fuck Off a splash she will find hard and long to forget!

Want to know your limits? Papasan has been haring full moon hashes for years with, at times, unfollowable logic, checks and trails. For this event he has promised to find not one but two of the best beerstops in Guangzhou Full Moon Hash history and a bash to question your will to get up Wednesday morning. Judge for yourself this Tuesday.

OnOn

Hunkaspunk
Somehow Supreme Leader of the Guangzhou Hash.

What: Run #146: Bolyboobs FO & the Forgotten Guangzhou Hash
Hares: Papasan & Bollyboobs
When: Tuesday, July 24, 7:15PM OnOn
Where: Line 1, Xi Men Kou Station, Exit B
Cost: Free, but cost of dinner shared among hashers present.
Bring: As little as possible as you will carry it to B, but flashlight and change of clothes could be useful.

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“GZH3 Run # 1497: The Supposed To Be Hard Hash

Ladies and 'Gentlemen' of the GZ Hash, 

When Handy Man and Holy Moly heard it was an easy and girlie trail last Saturday, Holy Moly grumbled angrily, "It's supposed to be hard…" echoing same words his sexually frustrated new girlfriend muttered on that first night they spent together. While he failed to present something Long & Hard to his girlfriend, Holy Moly decided to present GZH3 with a Long & Hard trail as a sort of compensation. Although "Long & Hard" is not entirely promised, we promise you'll be wet and wanting at the end of the trail (wanting of what, we aren’t certain).
Cum and celebrate Holy Moly's deflowering this Saturday and enjoy his splashes of a sticky white substance all over the trails.

-- Handy Man

What: GZH3 Run #1497: The Supposed To Be Hard Hash
When: 13:00 on Saturday July 21st
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 130 RMB Cash or WeChat
Hares: Holy Moly & Handy Man
Bring: Change of clothes and shoes, swimming suit, Mosquito spray

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