GZH3 Hashvertisement #1478: The Good for Healthy Hash
Ladies & "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,
This week the Guangzhou Hash brings you a day at the spa...the outdoor spa. This trail has all the newest natural remedies; muddy marshes to hydrate your skin with those fresh-from-the-Earth face masks.; thorn needles are newest form of blood letting (放血）and will take away all your bad blood; award winning music composed by geese (but watch out, they bite); excellent views from the top of mountains to take your worries away; and to top it all off there will be the highest quality cold pool available.
Get your hot water bottles ready and....throw them away!...because this trail will make you feel so health that you don’t need hot water anymore.
If you happen to find shit (literal shit) on the trail, just remember this is a cleansing place and you can also enjoy the benefits of getting everything out of your system like 4am the morning after Changgang alley sichuan food.
On On this Saturday as Hiking Club and Handy Man unite in this epic cleansing of the soul and body (something Hiking Club only does once a week)!
What: GZH3 Run #1478: The Good for Healthy Hash
When: Saturday, August 19th. Meet at 1:00PM
Where: The Mango Bar - Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Hares: Hiking Club & HandyMan
Disclaimer: China and hashing can be dangerous activities. The organizers of the Guangzhou Hash accept no liability for anything that happens before, during or after the Hash.