Ladies and 'Gentlemen' of the GZ Hash,
are you tired of cheesy short flat trails? This Saturday the hares in their infinite wisdom and kindness have decide to break from this disturbing trend.
Womb Raider supported by her acolyte Smegma searched long and hard to give you the best of the best of Guangzhou Hash. Cum prepared to swing your way through the GZ jungle, bash your way through undergrowth and reap the rewards of a watery B point.
What: GZH3 : Run#1498: The Impenetrable Jungle Hash
Hares: Womb Raider & Smegma
When: 13:00 on Saturday July 28
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Cost: 0 - 6 yo free, 7 - 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner.
Bring: Change of clothes and shoes, swimsuit, mosquito repellent, sense of humour, sense of direction.
Womb Raider & Smegma
Disclaimer: China and hashing can be dangerous activities. The organizers of the Guangzhou Hash accept no liability for anything that happens before, during or after the Hash.