Three Inches of Pain – Grand Master
“The First Inch is always the hardest”
Count von Cunt – Religious Advisor
Hunkaspunk – AssGM
“Daily showers are overrated”
Lost Sausage – Harerazor
“Keep your arms, legs, beer, schnitzel in the vehicle at all times.”
Womb Raider – Ass Cash
“Guys, don’t let me drink anything before I go into the hot tub”
Hiking Club – Beer/Riomeister
“I use dry shampoo, so I don’t need to shower, its just as good”!
Pornstache – Webwanker
“Its time to euthanize this circle”
Dingleberry – Haberdash
Graduated from ‘customer’ to ‘hasher’ to ‘mismanager’.
No Means No – Quartermaster
Bolly Boobs – Haberdash
“China became too expensive, so we outsourced to Bangalore.”
Turtlehead – Cultural Advisor
“Guys, there is a slight problem with the bus driver…”
Papasan – Hash Artist
“Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun duuuuun…”
Pussyriot – Haberdash
Forget me Twat – Haberdash/Cultural Advisor
Dry Hump – Cultural Advisorette
“You guys have fun. I found a Mahjong den.”
– Resident Social Justice Warrior
“Banned for life after her first hash…”