The current Mismanagement team

These are the fuck-ups who make you cum week after week

Three Inches of Pain – Grand Master

“The First Inch is always the hardest”

Count von Cunt – Religious Advisor  


Hunkaspunk – AssGM

“Daily showers are overrated”

Lost Sausage – Harerazor

“Keep your arms, legs, beer, schnitzel in the vehicle at all times.”

Womb Raider – Ass Cash


“Guys, don’t let me drink anything before I go into the hot tub”

Hiking Club – Beer/Riomeister


“I use dry shampoo, so I don’t need to shower, its just as good”!

Pornstache – Webwanker

“Its time to euthanize this circle” 

Dingleberry – Haberdash


Graduated from ‘customer’ to ‘hasher’ to ‘mismanager’.

No Means No – Quartermaster


Bolly Boobs – Haberdash


“China became too expensive, so we outsourced to Bangalore.”

Turtlehead – Cultural Advisor


“Guys, there is a slight problem with the bus driver…”

Papasan – Hash Artist


“Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun duuuuun…”

Pussyriot – Haberdash


Forget me Twat – Haberdash/Cultural Advisor


Dry Hump – Cultural Advisorette


“You guys have fun. I found a Mahjong den.”

 – Resident Social Justice Warrior


“Banned for life after her first hash…”