Welcum to to Guangzhou Hash House Harriers
Guangzhou’s favorite drinking club with a (trail) running problem. Cum and join us for a nice stroll through the hills surrounding Guangzhou. Open to all not afraid of sweat, mud, humour and beer and capable of a 10km walk, hike or run through hilly terrain. No registration needed, just join in time at the A point mentioned below. We are not a company, active help and participation of all required.
Meet us (nearly) every Saturday at 1 PM at the Gold Mango bar
- Run #1596: ‘The Whodunnit Hash’
Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,
In a dastardly display of callous ineptitude, Hiking Club has been caught white-handed, setting what could be known only as the biggest fuckup ever. As of yet, she refuses to name her cohare. Fortunately, the daring detectives of Mismanagement have several suspects in mind.
Could her accomplice be the front running conundrum widely known as German-man-who-doesn’t-know-the-way?
Or might her accomplice be those baby-stealing femme fatales, Baby Twat and Gigi the pirate (of uteruses).
Or could it be the oft-caught and forced to sit the trial of ice, the big boss of the hash underworld, Marky “No Soap” Magee?
Cum Saturday to find out if Hiking Club snitches on her partner.
What: Guangzhou Hash Run #1596: ‘The Whodunnit Hash’
Hares: Hiking Club +?
When: May 30 – 1:00PM Sharp!
Where: The MANGO BAR at Taojin Metro Exit B
Price: 130RMB for adults, 65 for kids, free for babies that don’t drink 4 Coca-Colas during Hash including BUS & DINNER
Bring: MASK REQUIRED ON BUS – NO EXCEPTIONS. Change of clothes/shoes, more than one virgin, Towel, Umbrella, VALID/UPDATED SUIKANG CODE.
We also have a monthly Full Moon Hash, as well as a Friday, the 13th Hash and a Halloween Hash. We try to hashvertise the details a few days prior to the run. No update yet? Try sending an e-mail for the latest info.
The Gold Mango Bar is opposite of the Garden Hotel on Huanshi Dong Lu 361.
By subway: Taojin Station, line 5, exit B. Walk 100 meters down the road. The Gold Mango Bar is at the foot of the flyover.
By taxi: 我要去环市东路361号(花园酒店对面）
Disclaimer: China and hashing can be dangerous activities. The organizers of the Guangzhou Hash accept no liability for anything that happens before, during or after the Hash.