Welcum to to Guangzhou Hash House Harriers
Guangzhou’s favorite drinking club with a (trail) running problem. Cum and join us for a nice stroll through the hills surrounding Guangzhou. Open to all not afraid of sweat, mud, humour and beer and capable of a 10km walk, hike or run through hilly terrain. No registration needed, just join in time at the A point mentioned below. We are not a company, active help and participation of all required.
Meet us (nearly) every Saturday at 1 PM at the Gold Mango bar
- Run # 1,604: ‘The Save-the-Bush Trail’
Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,
This week marks the last time Hiking Club will grace the Guangzhou Hash with one of her all-white explosions of flour in Longdong. Hiking Club has long sought to fuck off from her haring responsibilities but has been waiting for another similar individual to take her place. Someone with equally furrowed brows, perhaps a lone harriette with a comparable beer belly, and similarly hairy legs. In sum, she was looking for an equally Amazonian woman to take her place on the Guangzhou Hash hareline.
Fortunately, virgin hare, Just Gabriella has met all of the aforementioned standards to take the torch from Hiking Club as the token Amazonian woman on the Guangzhou Hash. The Louse-From-Manaus will assist Hiking Club in setting a less-than-virgin trail that is reminiscent of the Brazilian hariette’s hometown: Mosquitos, steep inclines, mud, thorns, bushwhacking and who could forget those little bugs that swarm your head and fly into your eyes. It’s going to be a long dong of a trail to a familiar B point.
There will be beer. There will be a pool. There may even be goose. Cum Saturday and find out if any of this is true.
What: GZH3# 1,604: The Save-the-Bush Trail
Hares: Hiking Club & Just Gabriella
When: Saturday, July 25th, 1:00pm meet, 1:30pm OnOn
Where: Mango Bar, Taojin Metro Line 5 Exit B
Cost: 130RMB adults, 65RMB kids, 0 babies
Bring: Swimsuit, snacks, mosquito repellent, change of clothes (and shoes), virgin
We also have a monthly Full Moon Hash, as well as a Friday, the 13th Hash and a Halloween Hash. We try to hashvertise the details a few days prior to the run. No update yet? Try sending an e-mail for the latest info.
The Gold Mango Bar is opposite of the Garden Hotel on Huanshi Dong Lu 361.
By subway: Taojin Station, line 5, exit B. Walk 100 meters down the road. The Gold Mango Bar is at the foot of the flyover.
By taxi: 我要去环市东路361号(花园酒店对面）
Disclaimer: China and hashing can be dangerous activities. The organizers of the Guangzhou Hash accept no liability for anything that happens before, during or after the Hash.