Author: Smegma

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2018

GZH3 Run # 1488 : The French Culture Hash

Ladies & “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

Oh wow, are you in for a treat, a smelly, gooey treat. Hiking club returns this week, and thanks to the heat, humidity, and her background in anthropology, she’s growing new cultures in rarely traveled lands. In her need to share these cultures and maybe gain some probiotic knowledge, she called up Smegma and Cheese Louise (who had recently not showered for a month). Smegma agreed to a hot and sweltering trail on Saturday, but only at the mention of a swimming reservoir, at which we can enjoy the tasting of non-bodily cheeses and sipping of cool refreshing rios… and beers, I guess.

Come Saturday for the hottest and possibly smelliest hash yet.

What: GZH3 Run #1487: The French Culture Hash

When: May 12th 1:00PM SHARP!!!

Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)

Trail: Hiking Club & Smegma

Bring: Fresh Socks/shoes and Shirts, Towel and swimsuit

Hares: Hiking Club & Smegma

On On!
– Hiking Club & Smegma

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2018 Full Moon Hash

GZFMH3 Full Moon Run #143 – The Instant Hash

Ladies & “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

Modern society – for better or worse – is all about instant gratification. We can have Meituan delivered to our door in minutes, Skype with our grandmothers for hours, and access high-definition RedTube for 37 seconds at a time. If you’re as talented as Turtlehead, you can even accomplish all three at the same time.

Sticking to its ethos and mission of developing a better world for the human race, the Guangzhou Full Moon Hash additionally looks to make things as instant as possible. In this week’s full moon hash, the lightning-fast hare will only be given a 5-minute head start before the pack goes after him. If…and I must emphasize the IF…the hare is caught, the hasher who catches him becums the new hare and gets a few minutes to set a trail in a new direction before being caught.

What: GZ Full Moon Run #143 – The Instant Hash

When: Wednesday, May 16th, 7PM Meet, 7:30 On On!

Where: Wuyangcun Metro Exit A

Trail: A to B

Hares: Three Inches of Pain

On On Wednesday!

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2018

GZH3 Run # 1487: The Two Girls, One Mud Hash

 

Ladies and ‘Gentlemen’ of the GZ Hash,

As you are probably aware from the last 10 days of constant rain, spring cums on GZ with a roar of thunder and a spending of its load (of rain, get your mind out of the gutter). This provides you perfect conditions for sliding slopes, natural showers, and mud fights. Hiking Club gets all wet and wanting this time of year …
So she grabbed a spring Virgin, Just Gustina, and introduce her to the joys of long showers and the health benefits of rubbing mud on each other…
Better Cum on Saturday for there is nothing better to keep the moisture of your skin than a wet and dirty trail combined with Beer, Rio and Pool.

What: GZH3 Run #1487: The Two Girls, One Mud Hash
When: May 12th 1:00PM SHARP!!!
Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Hare: Hiking Club & Just Gustina
Bring: Fresh Socks and Shirts, Swimsuit and Towel

On On!
– The Hares

Disclaimer: China and hashing can be dangerous activities. The organizers of the Guangzhou Hash accept no liability for anything that happens before, during or after the Hash.