Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
We neither promise nor rule out that you’ll get on this hash what a certain fitness club in Guangzhou is offering (see first attachment), but we can promise you a perfectly sized walker’s trail, an extraordinary runner’s trail and a tough ballbuster. Globetwatter, Gorf, Wasted Seed and all the others with that inexplicably deep desire for extra-long and extra-hard runs will finally cum to find true satisfaction.
What??? There will be three trails on Saturday? Can the hares do that?
Yes, they can! Find out how.
Where: Gold Mango Bar
When: Saturday, March 16th, 2013 @ 1.30 PM
What: satisfaction guaranteed
Who: Furry Thing*, 00, plus 1 mystery hare