Author: Webwanker

Ladies and ‘gentlemen’ of the Guangzhou Hash.

Warning, no bus this week! Running from Gaotangshi (高塘石站) subway station of line 6 exit A with maybe a dinner afterwards.

Cum and join for some spring frolicking around at some long forgotten trails in the magnificent hills of Guangzhou. Expect some dirt trails, dirt roads and dirty hares while listing to the birds screaming for sex.

This hash will not feature our loyal bus driver, but we might be able to find a subway. Only cost of beer to be shared among the hashers and absolutely nothing else. No sex on trail, no goodbye kisses, no body shots. Maintain at least 2m from all strangers, hashers, hikers, bikers, trees, the ground, your dignity.

Onon

The hares!

Run: #1584 ‘Last day of winter hash’
Hares: Hunkaspunk & Just Nila
When: March 7th, 14:30
Where: Subway line 6, Gaotangshi (高塘石站) station exit A
Price: Free
Bring: Change of mask, clothes, mask, virgin, mask, hazmat suit, mask, condoms, swimsuit, snacks, dirt

Ladies and ‘Gentlemen’ of the Guangzhou Hash,
 
This Saturday marks the second Guangzhou Leap Day Hash and only the first in 28 years. Surely everyone remembers this momentous occasion, and don’t call me Shirley. Of course we all recall when the GM at the time (Clump of Cum) opened the circle and accused his Ass-GM (Startling Pubic Abrasions) of not doing enough for the Hash, starting a long line of useless Ass GMs. Walking Organization and boyfriend Poultry Feces were called out for not attending the Hash recently due to an “extended” new year holiday, and Cuddle My Spaghetti was turned away from the B point amidst fears he had a massive fever. Of course no one can forget that trail fuckup that hares Small-but-Agitating-Penis and Giver-of-Orgasms-to-Endangered-Species laid down, but in the end, they all celebrated Eveready’s 40th birthday and went to the Cave Bar.
 
Saturday is your last chance at a Leap Day Hash until February 29th 2048, when we’ll be taking the escalator to the Starbuck’s on top of Maofengshan and GM Just Nila argues with the pilot of the helibus that the Hash shouldn’t pay the 50,000rmb fine for flying through restricted airspace.
 
No bus this week! Carry what you bring…
 
On On!
The Hares!
 
 
 
What: GZH3 Run #1583 ‘The Great Leap Forward Day’
Hares: Three Inches of Pain & Pandamoanium
When: February 29th. 2:30pm
Where: Kemulang Exit A (Line 6)
Price: Free (share costs of beer)
Bring: Change of mask, clothes, mask, virgin, mask, hazmat suit, mask, condoms, swimsuit

Ladies and ‘gentlemen’of the Guangzhou Hash.

Warning, no bus this week! Running from Changban subway station of line 6 to B with maybe a dinner afterwards.

I can see clearly now the rain is gone
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It’s gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day
It’s gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day

This hash will not feature our loyal bus driver, but we might be able to find a subway. Only cost of beer to be shared among the hashers and absolutely nothing else. No sex on trail, no goodbye kisses, no body shots. Maintain at least 2m from all strangers, hashers, hikers, bikers, trees, the ground, your dignity.

Onon
The hares!

Run: #1582 ‘First day of summer hash’
Hares: Hunkaspunk & Just Nila
When: February 22th, 2:22
Where: Subway line 6, Changban station exit C
Price: Free
Bring: Change of mask, clothes, mask, virgin, mask, hazmat suit, mask, condoms, swimsuit

It’s a MARVELLOUS day for a hash! ️

Ladies and ‘gentlemen’of the Guangzhou Hash.

Warning, no bus this week! Running from Changban subway station of line 6 to B. No dinner, just beers.

As the old saying goes, good things come in threes. If you missed the first two, this week’s hares are offering you the THIRD chance to refresh your lungs and throats on the best COVID-19-free trail in Guangzhou ever! (or at least one that they might be able to set without getting lost…hopefully)

This hash will not feature our loyal bus driver, but we might be able to find a subway. Only cost of beer to be shared among the hashers and absolutely nothing else. No sex on trail, no goodbye kisses, no body shots. Maintain at least 2m from all strangers, hashers, hikers, bikers, trees, the ground, your dignity.

Onon
The hares!

Run: #1581 ‘The Third time’s a charm Hash’
Hares: Cumpass, Pin Prick
When: February 15th, 3PM
Where: Subway line 6, Changban station exit C
Price: Free
Bring: Change of mask, clothes, mask, virgin, mask, hazmat suit, mask, umbrella, mask

Ladies and ‘gentlemen’of the Guangzhou Hash.

Warning, no bus this week! Running from Changban subway station of line 6 to B with maybe a dinner afterwards.

This may be your last chance to enjoy the unsullied air of GZ before its industry shudders back to life. So celebrate the end of of official holidays and the start of “working from home” the way you mean to go on – WITH A BEER.

This hash will not feature our loyal bus driver, but we might be able to find a subway. Only cost of beer to be shared among the hashers and absolutely nothing else. No sex on trail, no goodbye kisses, no body shots. Maintain at least 2m from all strangers, hashers, hikers, bikers, trees, the ground, your dignity.

Onon
The hares!

Run: #1580 ‘The Not-Broken, Not Fixed Hash’
Hares: Hunkaspunk, Surprise on the Thighs, Just Nila
When: February 8th, 3PM
Where: Subway line 6, Changban station exit C
Price: Free
Bring: Change of mask, clothes, mask, virgin, mask, hazmat suit, mask

Ladies and ‘gentlemen’of the Guangzhou Hash.

Warning, no bus this week! Running from Changban subway station of line 6 to B with maybe a dinner afterwards.

Cum and join your only outdoor activity of the week! Break out of the bug-out bunker and let your lungs fill with moderetly clean air. This hash will not feature our loyal bus driver, but we might be able to find a subway. Only cost of beer to be shared among the hashers and absolutely nothing else. No sex on trail, no goodbye kisses, no body shots.

Onon
The hare!

Run: #1579 ‘The bat-shit crazy Hash’
Hares: Hunkaspunk
When: Gebruary 1st, 3PM
Where: Subway line 6, Changban station exit C
Price: Free
Bring: Change of mask, clothes, mask, virgin, mask, hazmat suit, mask

Ladies and ‘gentlemen’of the Guangzhou Hash.

Warning, no bus this week! Running from Modiesha subway station to Wangshengwei with hopefully some food in the GM’s lair afterwards.

Happy new year to all you wankers. For the people with no family and/or life the Guangzhou Hash still hosts a spectacular run through abandoned Guangzhou. Expect clear skies, fresh air, quiet and desolate landscapes on your way to the A point. Beautiful virgin trails without the usual zombies will follow. Dinner to be a shared meal from whatever is brought by you or available in Wangshengwei or Waimai. Sadly we have to install a hard limit of 100 hashers due to restrictions by the relevant organs and 1 mandatory down down for every time somebody checks your temperature by the hash overlords.

Onon
The hare!

Run: #1578 ‘The Rat Race Hash’
Hares: Hunkaspunk
When: Saturday 25th January, 2PM
Where: Subway line 8, Modiesha Station exit C
Price: Free
Bring: Change of clothes, virgin, food to share, hazmat suit

Ladies and ‘gentlemen’ of the Guangzhou Hash.

Without further ado, the hares present to you the ‘Twists and Turns’ hash.  The last time this haring duo combined forces they brought you the ‘straightest hash ever’ – not withstanding the mermaids at the beer stop and Hiking Club sleeping in her bathing suit. 

This week they have searched long and hard for a trail full of more twists, turns and surprises than Womb Raiders Tinder dates and Creamy Buns dressup wardrobe. 

So if you are ready to be wowed and amazed by what Buns Raider has in store for you get your buns on the bus at Mango Bar Saturday.

NEWSFLASH: The hares have just been informed that in a delicious twist of that the GZH3’s second favorite bar is donating cans of Wuyang IPA for Saturdays trail. Go show your love for the STRAND and thank Dave in person.

Run: #1577 ‘The Twists and Turns Hash’
Hares: Womb Raider and Creamy Buns
When: Saturday 18th January, 1PM
Where: Mango Bar, Taojin Exit B (Line 5)
Price: 130RMB (70 run + 60 dinner), kids 65RMB
Bring: Change of clothes, virgin
Note: This trail carries a MILD PinPrick Warning