Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
The mismanagement of the Guangzhou Hash has been accused more times than I dare to remember for being nothing but a bunch of perfectionists. I fear that after the upcoming weekend these dreadful accusations will become even more regular. I say this with so much confidence because as one of the hares I know about the perfection of the trails, the hotel and the restaurants which are all guarantors for a great hash weekend. Now it’s up to you whether you also want to make this a perfect party. It surely helps that we have booked the three presidential suites with these large hot tubs in them which are made to fit 40+ people. Besides, for the ridiculously low fee of 250 RMB you will also get a great ride on the hash bus to the Hot Springs Village and back, a breath-taking trail on Saturday, dinner at a five hash stars restaurant, the mentioned hot tub party, a night in a shared hash hotel room, the chance for a breakfast followed by the amazing 1250thanniversary hash on Sunday and a delicious meal at the gorgeous terrace restaurant. As always, all drinks are included throughout the weekend. You’ll be back in GZ on Sunday in time for dinner.
We meet on Saturday, January 11, at 11.30 AM. The bus leaves at 12 sharp! Bring your own lunch. Also, bring your own breakfast. We will provide a stove, a pan and a toaster as well as cooking oil, salt and lajiaofen. You bring your own toast, eggs, bacon, sausage or whatever it is you fancy for breakfast and prepare it yourself. You can also bring a bit more food and share it with the others, but only if you want to become popular on the hash.
There are still tickets available. If you want to go with us reply to this mail as soon as possible. Otherwise the hotel might not have enough rooms for us!
Hares: Thumbleprints, Angry Dragon, Hunkaspunk, Circle Jerk and 00