Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
Yes, we will have beer on the Hash this Saturday, even though some people have claimed otherwise. But just because we had the “150 Bottles Hash” three weeks ago, the “100 Bottles Hash” two weeks ago and the “50 Bottles Hash” last week it doesn’t mean that we now have to stay sober on the “Zero Bottles Hash”. Remember, your mismanagement team may not be perfect, but without the prospect of getting their fair share of beer none of them would even bother to show up at the Gold Mango Bar. Hence, as usual, we can enjoy juicy beer after another great trail. And that we are going to have a great trail goes without saying. After all, Himalaya and Circle Jerk have volunteered to be our glorious hares.
On a different note: You might have heard that the Football World Cup in Brazil has already started. On Thursday night at midnight the German A-squad is playing against the German B-squad (also known as ‘Team USA’) and the Grand Master of the Guangzhou Hash invites everyone to support whatever team you want to cheer for. Tony promises to have enough beer at the Gold Mango Bar. So see y’all Thursday night, and then again on Saturday at 1.30 PM.