Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
Initially I had planned to make the motto of the week “The Fertile Hash” since we currently have so many pregnant women on our hash, but then I realized that the only hashers who get crazy about this kind of stuff usually speak fluent Mandarin and don’t read hashvertisements. Hence, I decided to focus on an issue that has been on my mind for a while already: The dreadful perception that nerds ‘enjoy’ in our society. Generally singled out as incredibly boring people by the well-meaning or – fortunately less often – brought down as potential serial killers by the not-so-well-meaning, nerds usually suffer through a life of loneliness and degradation.
As you know, the Guangzhou Hash has always taken pride in changing the course of the world by reaching out to the less fortunate. We therefore decided to give one (1) unit of nerd the chance to get out of the dumpsters and into a somewhat dignified and meaningful existence as a member of the GZH3 mismanagement team. This life-changing opportunity comes under only one tiny little condition, and that is to take care of our website. If you think that’s easy then apply for the job.
When: Saturday, November 29, 2014 @ 1 PM
Where: Gold Mango Bar
Hares: Cum Cannon & Pepe Le Pew #2