Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
When I was a little boy my mom wouldn’t get tired of warning me of virgins. Inexperienced and needy, she’d call them. If I wanted to have fun, she’d say, I should better keep my hands off of them.
Other mothers seem to have given different advice to their sons. Take Cum Cannon, for instance. During the past two or three months he has defloured* more virgins than any other hasher ever before him, at least not during the past couple of years. With the breaking in of Dirty Rags he is going to continue to feed to this habit of his.
When: Saturday, January 31, 2015 @ 1 PM
Where: Gold Mango Bar
Hares: Cum Cannon & Dirty Rags