Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
Of course, everyone knows the 4 Horsemen: Death, War, Pestilence, and Frigidity. But did you know that the apocalyptic riders also have younger brothers? Oh yes, they are called the 4 Hash Horsemen, and they go by the names of Shitty Trail, Warm Beer, Lame Down Down, and Chewy Country Chicken. However, a lot of people think that there is a fifth Hash Horseman who is even worse. He is known as Red Dress Miser and he penetrated our hash last Saturday leaving us with an embarrassingly small amount of donations for the poor orphans and the prospect of getting mugged as soon as the little ones are old enough to hold a butterfly knife.
Therefore, the mismanagement has decided to accept further donations this Saturday. Bring all the money that you have to the Mango Bar and hand it over to Thumbleprints. The orphans will thank you.
When: Saturday, May 23, 2015 @ 1PM
Where: Gold Mango Bar
Hares: Pearl and Hunkaspunk