#1420 The Creme-de-la Creme hash

Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash

After hearing a chorus* of cumplaining following last week’s rather familiar trail, the AssGM decided to take it upon himself to make the hash great again with a beautiful and well-marked virgin trail. Knowing that he (himself being a prodigious wad of seminal substance) has more than enough in him to spunk up a trail, Hunka has decided to bring along a cohare to collect any of the extra ‘drippings’ of flour that might go astray. If all goes well, we’ll have another excellent Hunka trail complete with orgasmic views, a 400m back check, and of course – beer!

Cum Saturday to see when ‘Spunk meets Le Petite Pains de Creme and a new virgin hare is born along the greatest hash ever!

*Actually only Hunka and Constipation.

What: GZH3 Run #1420: Le Crème de la Crème Hash

When: Saturday, February 18th – Meet at 1PM SHARP

Where: The Mango Bar – Taojin Exit B (Line 5)

Hares: Hunkaspunk & VIRGIN HARE Creamy Buns

Next weekend is the annual Conghua Hot Spring Hash, and your bus seat is waiting to be reserved. Space is limited to ONE BUS, so it is first cum-first served! We are down to the final ELEVEN spots on the bus so register yourself ASAP.

Your run fee gets you two hashes, two circles, two bashes, bus, hotel room, hot spring debauchery, and (of course) all the beer you can ask for! Contact 3IOP, Womb Raider, or Thumbelprints to reserve your spot.

What: GZH3 Runs #1421 & 1422: Conghua Hot Spring Hash Weekend

When: Saturday & Sunday, February 25th-26th. Meet at 11AM on Saturday, return Sunday evening.

Where: The Mango Bar – Taojin Exit B (Line 5)

Hares: Turtlehead, Scratch-n-Sniff, & Cum Cannon

On On!

-Three Inches of Pain


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