Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
Is there anything out there that is tastier than traditional German delicacies flushed down with finest German tap beer?
Believe it or not, there is one thing that’s even better than that. And that is exactly the same German food and beer, but after a great hash. In order to make the Christmas dinner the most orgasmic food sensation of all times, the mismanagement is proud to have won two of the most skillful hares in the history of hashing in Guangzhou, to set nothing less but the perfect run. This means the following minimum criteria have to be fulfilled:
- Great mountain trails with breath-taking views, totally off the beaten track
- Within than 20 minutes from the Gold Mango Bar by hash bus
- Idiot-proof markings, also known as ‘Full Moon markings’ so that virtually everyone with an IQ of 65+ will make it back to the bins this time
- Blue sky, 20 degrees Celsius
- Hilarious circle with all boring down downs being skipped due to the pressing lack of time
The pressing lack of time? Yes, you read right: We are going to shorten the circle (but not so much the run) to make sure that each one of you has the chance to get home, get showered and get dressed properly for the
Annual Hash Awards Ceremony and Christmas Party
at the Wunderbar. You can still get your ticket for the whole package for a mere 200 RMB when you show up at the Gold Mango Bar at 1.30.
The party starts at 7.30 and the buffet will be open from then until 9.30. Our German beer and South African wine are free until we are being thrown out by either the bar manager or a vicious GZH3 mismanger.
When: Saturday, December 15, 2012 @ 1.30 PM
Where: Gold Mango Bar
What: The Warm-up Hash
Who: Globetwatter and Sir Cum
How much: 50 RMB as always
And then: On to the Wunderbar @ 7.30 PM
Where: Tianhe Bei Lu 175 – 181
What: Hash Awards Ceremony and Christmas Party
How much: 200 RMB
Hot reminder: Bring another 300 RMB and sign up for the Conghua Away Hash on December 22/23. It’s worth every fen of it!!!