Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
The terrible disaster at the Japanese nuclear power plant of Fuck-u-Shima certainly made a big impression on nearly everyone around the globe, and even on some local officials of our beautiful power plant. As ordered by their superiors, they immediately identified the biggest safety threats, and subsequently Glowballs had to fuck off. In a second move to further strengthen over-all security, authorities are going to paint huge smileys on the cooling towers, as advised by Glowballs’ replacement, an experienced master of the old-age Chinese science of Feng Shui.
Glowballs, however, is a committed hasher, and so he is inviting the Guangzhou Hash to Taishan, where we are going to hash in, on and around his beautiful power plant. Guys, this is as close as you can get to your very own glowing balls. So don’t miss this unique opportunity.
You probably say ‘Wow, that’s amazing!’ as you read this, and ask yourself how the hash can come up with just another great special event, and how they finance it?
The financing part is easy, we just charge you double. So be prepared to pay 100 RMB, yeah…
IMPORTANT: This is an all-day event. We meet at the Gold Mango, on Saturday, 18th, 2012, at 10.30 AM. So make sure you’ll get up a few hours earlier than normal.
No lunch on the bus!!!
Hares: Glowballs and Lisa