#1151 – The Confusing Hash

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Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,

Ever since 1984, or 28 years ago, when our distinguished Hash met to run and drink for the first time, morality has declined dramatically in Guangzhou.

Yes’, are you probably calling out in fullest agreement, ‘innocence and virginity cannot be found in our city anymore.’

But is this really true?

Not so, if you give any credit to what the hares claim.

It’s a miracle’ they asserted with a very, very serious face during the Hash Press Conference at the Mango Bar late last night. 

Just when we got convinced that this city had completely gone down the drain, we found this trail. It’s not only a virgin, but also a beauty. And AS YOU KNOW, that’s an extremely rare combination.’

And this is how the young and charming Ms. Mi Tuhai from the Health Department commented.

What??? 28, and still a virgin? Certainly, that can’t be healthy! Or can it…? Oh, I am so confused now

If you really need to know the answer, cum and find out. Or find out and cum. Or find yourself cumming out…? Damn, I am really confusednow, too.


When: Saturday, March 31st, 2012 at 1.30 PM

Where: Gold Mango Bar

What: Happy Defloration

Hares: Cougar Bait, 00 and a very curious Ms. Mi Tuhai


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