Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
Many of you will agree that the Guangzhou Hash is currently in a confused state and probably at the verge of entering a time of spiritual darkness. The problem is that during the past weeks too many people were giving too much so-called religious advice. Seemingly endless and admittedly fruitless arguments have shaken many hashers’ confidence in the right trail. Even the weather gods have given us unequivocal signs of warning upon our dangerous flirtations with paganism.
In a crisis meeting at the Mango Bar late last night, calls for proper religious advice got so loud that the mismanagement decided to fly in the only two people who we hope can restore faith in the hashing spirits. The real RA will once and for all end all petty discussions on how to correctly carry out the religious rites, by simply doing it the right way. And as you know, behind every great RA stands an even greater woman (aka ‘the AssGM’) without who trails would be too short and too flat. So let’s welcome back Sir Cum and Globetwatter who left the Maori summer in their home of New Zealand to save the soul of the Guangzhou Hash.
When: Saturday, March 2, 2013 @ 1.30 PM
Where: Gold Mango Bar
Who: Globetwatter and Sir Cum