Dear Guangzhou Hashers,
We need your help again! 150 lonely bottles of beer left over from the Sunday Prelube run at Mao Feng Shan are begging to be sucked & swallowed!
The local village idiot informed us he heard them singing the Hash song “Why are we waiting we could be masterb….”
So cum this Saturday and help us to put these bottles out of their misery once and for all. To get this good cause going a free bottle of beer will be offered for every bottle Down-Down in the circle!
FYI there will be a swimming pool with fresh mountain water at Point-B that will rejuvenate your skin to baby level. The Glorious Number 1 Hash People Health Spa of Mao Feng Shan.
FYI 70%(!) of the trail will be virgin and very runable. Bamboo, rice paddies, forest, farmhouses, peasants, clean water streams and a Highway….the run that has it all!
When/Where: meet at Mango Bar this Saturday at 1.30PM
Hares: Hunkaspunk &Constipation
Run: virgin, runable, choice of Long/Short run
Other: Bring your swimming gear