Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
There is nothing out of the ordinary happening this Saturday. In fact, there are no surprises to be expected at all. As usual, it will be another Best Hash Ever followed by the Wittiest Circle Ever. Also, there is no surprise as to who is going to be the hare. It’s once again Circle Jerk, Himalaya and Double-0. Of course, it could also have been Hunkaspunk, Constipation or Cum Cannon, or maybe Wee Willy together with No Pussy.
Frankly, the only thing that really surprises me is that no one else is ever getting tired of their trails, or at least not tired enough to take over the initiative and set a trail on their own. New hares are more than welcum on the Guangzhou Hash. If you have been with us for a few times you probably know some of the best run sites good enough to find a proper trail on your own. You can even go out on Saturday morning and pre-set the trail if live-haring seems to be too tough to you. Our Hash Cash reimburses your taxi and flour fees up to 300 RMB. The above mentioned hares are happy to give you advice, you only have to ask them, preferably before they all vanish into their summer break.
When: Saturday, May 31, 2014 @ 1.30PM
Where: Gold Mango Bar