Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
I believe it is fair to assume that a World Cup final between Holland and Germany would have been considered by most Guangzhou Hashers as the dream final. After all, a lot of mismanagers and hares come from these two countries. Unfortunately, Holland screwed up a few moments ago and is going to face Brazil in the ‘Match for 3rd place’, also known as the ‘Special World Cup’, at the Gold Mango Bar on Saturday night shortly after the hash. The Guangzhou Hash as an extreme politically correct group, supports the event regardless of how meaningless it really is.
On Sunday night, or better say on Monday morning at 3 AM, the really important game is going to happen when Argentina and Germany are going to play for world domination. Again, this happens to take place at the Gold Mango Bar.
In order to get y’all in the right mood for the showdown the trail on Saturday will be German-engineered and, of course, we are going to have German beer, so that everyone is going to cheer for the right team.
When: Saturday, July 12, 2014 @ 1.30 PM
Where: Gold Mango Bar
Who: Cum Cannon, 00
What: Let’s get that darn Fourth Star