#1280 – The Incey Wincey Spider Hash

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Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,

This weeks trial is not to be considered by the faint of heart!

Its certainly not for the weak of mind!

And it is most definitely not for any of those amongst us with even a mild case of arachnophobia! 

It is a journey into hashing territory so seldom visited by GZH3 that many of those reading this and considering cumming will feel that they are entering virgin hashing lands. Many of you out there may not be aware of this, but there is a legend in the upper echelons of GZH3 of a distant forest that contains a hash trial so good and of such high quality that it could possibly be thought of as El Dorado for any good hasher. Simply put it is the best hash trial ever! Unfortunately this trial is guarded by beasts so foul that only the strong, the hard and the very dumb can possible survive.

These are desperate times we live in………..Many hares are away basking in sunshine on golden beaches sipping on beer cocktails in far off lands. So whom amongst us could be sent into such danger by the Mismanagement and survive this weeks epic task?  Who in our hour of need would answer the call? In our desperation we approached the only hare brave or stupid enough to scout such vile and terrible lands. Negotiations have taken literally years to complete and after much pleading, some coercing and finally approaching the UN to impose Resolution GZH3 #1280 with a threat enforce severe sanctions against future beer consumption. The Mismanagement are finally very relieved to announce that the Hello Sailor will lead an intrepid taskforce of virgin hares on this weeks run.

Not only do we have four, yes ladies and gentlemen that was four Virgin Hares we also have a contender for the youngest hare ever on the GZH3! That is if he shows up and finds nothing more interesting to do this weekend. So please cum long and hard and show your support to a new found source of potential hares amongst us.



Runners Trail – Hello Sailor, David, Viviane,

Walkers Trail – Youen and his mum 😉 

When: Saturday, August 2, 2014 @ 1.30 PM

Where: Gold Mango Bar


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