Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
*** Wear tight and white clothes ***
It is time for another epic All Day Hash. Extreme Spurt and his extreme sports buddy Tom have discovered virgin hash territory which they think has all it takes to make for a great hash trail: A few ponds fed by fresh mountain water streams to cool off while on the run (see pictures), a scenic beer stop, a few ups and downs, a neat B-point, an excellent restaurant for dinner and, of course, a proper hash motto: ‘Tight and White’. This means that in order to avoid tears and other unnecessary complications the hares strongly recommend to wear TIGHT and WHITE clothes, or else.
We meet at 10.30 AM and the bus will leave from the Mango Bar at 11 AM sharp! The fee is RMB 150 which includes the dinner, the entrance fee to the Guangyin Mountain Park and the extra scenic (XS) and extra long (XL) two hours bus ride. Hash Cash is even considering to throw in a Prelube beer holder which usually hot-sells for a whooping 10 RMB.
Let us know if you want to join the fun so that we know whether we need to order a second bus. No one will be standing on the bus this Saturday, which means that once it’s full it’s full, and if you haven’t paid up by then you won’t be on it anymore.
The hares have prepared three trails, a walk, a run and a ballbreaker.