Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
AS YOU KNOW, not only did Hunkaspunk step down as the Religious Advisor of the Guangzhou Hash last Saturday after the dinner, but at the same time he also introduced his successor. The mismanagement applauds such proactivity because it means that we don’t have to meet and vote* for someone ourselves.
Others, however, are more concerned.
‘Everybody can do funny’, someone from the pack claimed during the bus ride back home, ‘but can he also do weather?’
That is indeed a very good point, and by the look out of my window I seriously doubt it. But it’s only Thursday today, and the new RA** still has two more days to soothe the weather gods, so let’s not try to skin the tiger before we haven’t even purchased the zoo tickets.
When: Saturday, March 14, 2015 @ 1 PM
Where: Gold Mango Bar
Hares: Cum Cannon and Constipation
I know, I came up with the tiger allegory myself, but please note that skinning the new RA on Saturday would be extremely unwise, since he has volunteered to join the scouting party that will go to Conghua on Sunday to organize Whorenando’s Fuck Off weekend at the Hot Springs, March 28/29. Let me know if you want to cum, too, to send him off in the best hash fashion. Seats are, as always, limited.
And don’t forget the Friday the Thirteenth Hash tomorrow night!
*for voting is anyway far overrated
**too drunk last Saturday after dinner to remember who the new RA is? Or didn’t cum to the hash at all? Check out the new website for information on all mismanagers and muuuuuch more.