Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
His appetite for virgins is legendary, and we don’t have to worry that it’ll get spoiled anytime soon. Quite the contrary. In an emotional acceptance speech Cum Cannon expressed his excitement about having been elected the new Harerazor of the Guangzhou Hash House Harriers.
‘This finally gives me the opportunity to approach virgins under the disguise of a senior position on the mismanagement team. The prey won’t sniff anything fishy until it’s too late,’ he happily explained his strategy to the audience at the Mango Bar at the hash press conference late last night.
For Cum Cannon’s predecessor Constipation the change means a big improvement in quality of life, too, at least once the other hashers realize that he isn’t going to push them to hare anymore, but merely wants to talk and drink beer in good company. So, hashers, there is no need hiding from him anymore.
When: Saturday, March 21, 2015 @ 1PM
Where: Gold Mango Bar
Hares: Cum Cannon with virgin hare Pearl