Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
Our recent attempts to save the poor orphans from being sold into prostitution or slavery have failed gloriously thanks to the bad weather conditions as well as a severe lack of enthusiasm on the donors’ side. We can either accept our failure or we come up with some more drastic measures.
During an emotional hash press conference at the Gold Mango Bar late last night the mismanagement of the Guangzhou Hash has declared that failure isn’t an option and ordered the US and Syrian forces on the Guangzhou Hash to do what they do best, which is to fight side by side against barbarism and cruelty.
If you want to help them make this world a better place then bring some extra cash to the Gold Mango Bar and hand it over to Thumbleprints.
When: Saturday, May 30, 2015 @ 1 PM
Where: Gold Mango Bar
Hares: Cum Cannon and Scratch ‘n Sniff
Beer Stop: Himalaya and Itchy Britches