Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,
Allow me to offer you the perfect solution to overpriced Halloween parties, the 11 different “BIGGEST ZOMBIE WALK EVER” advertisements you’ve seen incessantly advertised over the past weeks, and the never-ending decisions you have to make about whether to dress as a slutty police officer, a slutty nurse, or whether you already qualify as a slutty witch:
The GZH3 Atomic Halloween Hash at 12:30PM!
Fear not, Hashers of Guangzhou, for Saturday’s hares have laid (among other things) a haunting, killer trail that they have promised will be the best thing you can do with your time and 50RMB this Halloween at 12:30PM. You have your choice of a normal-length hash trail and a ball-busting 18K ATOMIC trail featuring spiders and hashers resembling zombies at the B point.
***GM’s Note: I’m not sure why this is called the “Atomic” Hash, but this was instructed to me by the hares. I am assuming that either the size of the spiders or the hares’ personal appearance make one think they came from the Chernobyl area.***
Also, there will be an unlimited supply of amber candy waiting at the B point for our hashers. Our candy contains no sugar, has no wrappers, and makes life better.
To clarify once more, we will be meeting at 12:30PM and there will be TWO trails: a normal-length trail and a Ballbuster, which means we have to meet at 12:30PM this week.
Cum one, cum all to the greatest Halloween Hash in Guangzhou in 2015 at 12:30PM!
What: GZH3 Run #1347 – The Atomic Halloween Hash at 12:30PM
When: Saturday, October 31, 2015 @ 12:30 PM
Where: Gold Mango Bar @ 12:30PM
Hares: Gorf, Dyu Lai Lama, and Turtlehead
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