#1348 – The 40,000 Year-Old Virgin Hash

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The Guangzhou Hash is always sniffing around to find the most celibate, well-preserved trails in Greater Canton, and this week’s hares have exceeded even their own hardened expectations to bring you an untapped beauty that’s been waiting centuries for us to cum around.

Our hares are quite experienced, themselves, having established themselves as resident Masters of Deflouration in the Guangzhou Hash and around southeast Asia. However, even these hares had to gasp when they got a look at the gnarly underbrush as they went down into this undefiled trail. It seems that, despite having been laid a long and hard time ago, this trail has remained chaste and undisturbed by the Guangzhou Hash. And…AS YOU KNOW…any trail remains a virgin until the Guangzhou Hash has had its way with her.

So, despite its age and lack of grooming, this maiden trail is ready for you, Hashers of Guangzhou, to explore her dark depths and cum inside for the first time.

Cum one, cum all, and see what cums oozing out of this barren trail when the Guangzhou Hash slides in for the first time.


What: Guangzhou Hash Run #1348

Hares: Constipation & Hunkaspunk.

Where: Gold Mango Bar – Taojin Metro Exit B

When: Saturday, November 7, 2015 – 1:00 PM


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