#1351 – The Romantic Hash

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Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

Hashers – do you have a special lady in your life that is hassling you about spending some quality time together? Has it been too long since you bought her flowers and took her to a nice dinner? Are you looking for a quick getaway to be alone for a few hours with nothing to do but explore virgin areas.

Harriettes – does your man continue to fall short in (among other things) finding creative ways to spend weekends togethers? Is he beginning to develop a bit of a beer belly by lazing around and doing nothing physical (besides that activity he calls ‘sex’ once every two months)? Are you looking for something to spice up your relationship a little bit (I mean, c’mon, you already tried everything they sell at that sex shop in Xiaobei)?

No worries, dear Hashers, as the Guangzhou Hash can provide you with the perfect activity to liven things up a bit with your loved/cherished/disdained one. Take your girl out for nice walk, buy her a nice white handbag, fill said handbag with the flour you bought her, and go explore some unknown areas together (and maybe set a trail while you’re at it) like this weekend’s hares. The best part is, the flour will cover up any stains you may have created in the process.

Get yourself to the Hash this weekend to see how relationship development is done – Hash style. 

Remember, the couple who hashes together…has great exercise, makes great friends, drinks some delicious cold beer, drinks too much of said delicious cold beer, gets in an argument because he doesn’t want to leave the Mango Bar and she wants to go to bed, doesn’t speak together in the taxi, he sleeps on the couch, she throws up, but then when they wake up they don’t remember any of it so they have great makeup sex……….



What: Guangzhou Hash Run #1351

Hares: Turtlehead & Dry Hump

Where: Gold Mango Bar – Taojin Metro Exit B

When: Saturday, November 28, 2015 – 1:00 PM


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