#1352 – Space Invader’s Fuck-Off Hash

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Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

I want to send a personal message regarding the current state and future of our beloved Guangzhou Hash. We are losing a regular hasher who, without his guidance, I am afraid we are going to suffer a tremendous setback to the quality of the GZH3.

It is with a heavy heart, hashers, that I announce and proclaim Run #1352 to be the Space Invader Fuckoff Hash.

Who else will greet EVERY hasher with a serenade of “Whyyy Are We Waiting?” when they arrive at the B-Point?

What other hasher will be able to so eloquently point out a misuse of Hash rules?

When will my fat ass ever be able to fly past a very fit individual going downhill again?

How are future hashers of the GZH3 ever going to learn about the genocidal atrocities committed by Nazi Germany 75 years ago?

And most importantly…..


Yes, Hashers, it is a dark time for the Guangzhou Hash as we are losing one of our regulars…but rest assured, for we have been through darker times and come out stronger for it.  

What we need is YOU to take the extra step and contribute to the Hash. If you’ve never hared, talk to a veteran and go find a trail! If you have hared, find a virgin and deflour the hell outta dat ass on the hallowed slopes of Maofengshan or Faceplant. My fellow hashers, ask not what your Hash can do for you, ask what you can do for your Hash!


What: Guangzhou Hash Run #1352

Hares: Thumbleprints

Where: Gold Mango Bar – Taojin Metro Exit B

When: Saturday, December 5, 2015 – 1:00 PM


On On!

Three Inches of Pain

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