Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,
The race for Best Hash of 2016 is officially on, and after Hunkaspunk and Thumbleprints threw down the gauntlet with last week’s run, this week’s hares have resolved to better their efforts and lay claim to 2016 trail supremacy.
However, there seems to be a bit of an issue with communication…
One hare asked the others where to meet on Saturday, only to receive an opinion on how the National Hockey League is going this season. Later, when discussing the B Point for Saturday’s run, a recipe for Spanish paella was shared. Finally, the question of how much flour to buy was asked, but the only answer was “No, sorry, I also long for your tender touch and warm embrace, but I have a young family that I cannot betray.”
And so it went as the hares made preparations for this week’s trail; mistakes were made, signals were crossed, and guarded emotions were exposed and left vulnerable for all to see. But just when it looked like all was lost and the trail would become a legendary fuckup, the hares consulted language expert Papasan, who offered his wise, multilingual advice for all to understand…
“DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN….”
…and all was saved.
Cum Saturday for the best language immersion you’ll ever receive, and bring a virgin or two to learn from our cunning linguists in the Guangzhou Hash.
What: GZH3 Run #1357: The Lost in Translation Hash
Hares: Fill-Her-Up and Three Inches of Pain
When: Saturday, January 9, 1:00PM sharp!
Where: Mango Bar – Taojin Metro Exit B
See you Saturday…On On!
-Three Inches of Pain